趣書網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1507章 今天這頓氣!我江南請了

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                好不容易逮到這么大個客戶,江南正打算給白蔻推銷些其他寶貝呢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就在這時,只聽遠處陣陣轟鳴聲傳來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一道銀色炮彈以驚人的速度沖了過來,甚至引發了大地震動!
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即一頭扎進了銀月力場,極速腳剎,愣是給地犁出一道大壕溝!
                
            
            

            
                    
                突如其來的動靜,吸引了眾人的目光!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見來人正是比格,其全身包裹著一層銀光閃閃的鋁箔保溫毯!
                
            
            

            
                    
                像極了裹了一層錫紙的地瓜啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                渾身結滿了白霜,此刻正抱著肩膀瑟瑟發抖,手里還拎著個沒氣了的氧氣瓶!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#???#)嘶~
                
            
            

            
                    
                正敞開了懷大口呼吸,臉色這才從鐵青恢復過來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                事實證明,道天級強者的血條的確要比路程長一點!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南滿臉嫌棄!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (乛皿乛?)“你瞅瞅你們那個扣扣搜搜的樣吧,連個郵費都不樂意出?拿命省錢是咋的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                比格氣急敗壞:(?`口?′?)?“你以為老子是因為誰才沒衣服穿的?劫走我們的宇航服也就算了,連吹風姬你們也不放過?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “不是說好的黎明之前把妮可還給我們的么?趕緊還回來!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻,王大雷跟妮可正手挽著手,蹲在地攤前往塑料兜里裝韭菜!
                
            
            

            
                    
                眾人的目光不禁全集中在了妮可身上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                比格更是急道:(???д??)“妮可!趕緊過來!他們沒侮辱你的吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                妮可臉一紅:(︶ .?︶?)“你…你討厭~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                比格:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這還用說?指定給侮辱了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??益?)“你們這幫禽獸不如的東西!妮可別怕,我這就拯救你于水火之中!快過來!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                妮可滿臉不情愿,摟著王大雷的手!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?? ??)“欸~這…這不還沒到黎明呢么?他們還沒審問完我呢!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                比格急了:“什么玩意就沒審問完呢?作為我鷹國的道天,呆在華夏的基地里像什么話?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                妮可搖頭:(???o)“不…我不回去,這里溫暖如春,可以洗澡,還有wifi,咱們基地里啥都沒有!可沒意思!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,其余人都呆呆的看著妮可!
                
            
            

            
                    
                咋的?在華夏基地當俘虜你還呆上癮了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                比格臉都綠了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                堂堂鷹國道天被抓去當俘虜,卻賴在人家基地里不走,說沒呆夠,嫌自己家破沒wifi?
                
            
            

            
                    
                wifi是重點的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “撒楞跟我回去!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間就要去拉妮可,然而王大雷卻一把將之護在身后!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還不等王大雷說話,江南上前一把抓住比格的手!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (o?~?)“你干啥?這可是我的地盤?咋的?還想搶人啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                那可是自己侄媳婦,不得護著點兒?
                
            
            

            
                    
                比格瞪眼:“搶人?那原本就是我們的人!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南撇嘴:(? ̄? ?  ̄?)“什么你的我的?有必要分的這么清楚么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                比格氣道:“怎么沒必要?說好了的…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                還不等比格說完,江南直接就掰起了手指!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???口??)?“好!那我就跟你分一分!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “從你進我華夏銀月力場后,破壞了408米的銀藤植被,呼吸了74口空氣,得有個十幾立方吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這些都是我華夏資產,喘一口氣一百億!給錢!撒楞的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自比格的怨氣值+1000!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?益°?)“你踏馬!我喘你口氣你還管我要錢?還一口一百億?你搶錢啊你?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一臉理所當然!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?乛?乛?)“東西的價值不在于其本身,而在于被需求!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “空氣本身不值錢,但問題是現在在月球上,空氣是稀有資源!你喘我家的空氣,當然要給錢!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “撒楞的!沒錢給就把喘的氣給我吐出來,再不就留在這里抵債吧!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “害喘?你害喘?咋的?想喘沒你鷹國一年GDP啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                比格恨的牙根直癢癢,自己再喘兩口氣,怕是還不等把藥丸買到手,備出來的這點錢就都沒了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自比格的怨氣值+1000!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                這話一出,一旁的鵝國代表團慌了,額頭暴汗,幾乎本能的全體屏住呼吸,瞪大了眼睛一臉驚恐!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???ж???)…
                
            
            

            
                    
                來這邊就連喘氣也要花錢的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己一方來了這么多人,就這么一會兒的功夫,不得搭進去十幾座礦啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                還真是坐地起價的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                連人家喘了幾口氣你都查了?江南果然在這里等著呢啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                白蔻鼓著臉頰憋的臉通紅,哈特憋不住問道!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??ˇ_ ?)“冒昧問一句,我們喘氣…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南擺了擺手:(oˇ .?ˇo)?“喘!隨便喘!都是朋友,今天這頓氣我請客!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                莫莫捂臉,要不要這么大方啊你?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南轉頭又望向比格:“還要不要人了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                比格憤憤的瞪了眼江南:“老子不踏馬要了還不行么?回不回隨她的便好了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “來一萬顆兔吐藥丸!轉賬,電腦…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛要管江南借,但轉念一想,喘氣他都管我要錢,使他的電腦不得管我要網費,使用磨損費之類的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是轉頭就想管白蔻她們借!
                
            
            

            
                    
                白蔻冷冷的撇了比格一眼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ̄? ?  ̄?)“不借!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                之前來冰雪城堡找麻煩還沒跟你們算賬呢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                最后到底還是管江南借的電腦,被黑了一筆使用費!
                
            
            

            
                    
                鷹國倒是沒用抵押,直接就轉了一百億給江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                他們基地的人不算多,一萬顆暫且夠用!
                
            
            

            
                    
                完成交易的比格卻沒離開,而是逗留在這里,他也想看看別國的購入量!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可看著妮可跟王大雷在一旁親親我我,比格的臉就跟吃了短褲似的難看!
                
            
            

            
                    
                你個家賊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                沒一會兒功夫,天上黑云滾滾!
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩爾曼跟塞班罵罵咧咧的沖了過來,同樣凍的跟冰棍一樣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還不等落下,只見一顆直徑十幾米的渾圓的鋼玉球突兀的出現!
                
            
            

            
                    
                砸落在廣場上,球體裂開,露出了其中的千本櫻幾人!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一個個抱著肩膀凍的鼻涕拉瞎的,宮崎倒是沒來,畢竟他不想見到江南,就留著看家了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻哆嗦著走了出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????﹏????)“嗚哇~冷本姑娘了,你家可真暖和!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻,高橋誠武藏他們都一臉震撼的看著規模宏大的銀月之城!
                
            
            

            
                    
                跟這個一比,自己那用膠布修修補補的可不就是個小破屋么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                上次來還只是一片藤林,這剛多久就多出一座城來?
                
            
            

            
                    
                六花晃悠著千本櫻的胳膊一臉哀求!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???~??)っ“櫻醬,咱們就來給江老板打工好不好?他家好暖和,還有wifi欸~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻抬手就給了六花一個腦瓜崩!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)“你怎么可以說出這么沒志氣的話來?咱們絕不屈于他人屋檐之下!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                六花抱著腦袋嘟嘴,一臉委屈!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(??~?)?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南愕然:(*?~?)“你們怎么也來了?不都說了包郵?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻叉著小腰,滿臉得意!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (︶?︶?)“哼哼~別以為我不知道你的如意小算盤!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “免費給我們藥丸,要是再讓你親自送過來,一定會管我們要天價郵費,你江貪財怎么可能吃虧不賺我小錢錢?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “看我半點機會都不給你哦!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南滿臉猙獰:(乛益乛?)“可惡!竟然被拆穿了!你是我肚子里的壞水兒么你?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻更得意了:“我還不知道你了?說吧!給我多少顆?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南抬手就給了千本櫻好幾籮筐藥丸!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?~?)っ“吶~拿去好了,一萬顆,夠你們用的了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,空氣陷入了絕對的死寂之中!
                
            
            

            
                    
                比格眼睛都紅了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                我們踏馬花了一百億才買來一萬顆,你轉手就免費送人家了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “不是!你憑啥啊你?就因為她是女的么?你個小蛇批!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南瞪眼:(???皿??)?“咋的!我的,我就免費給了!關你啥事兒?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自比格的怨氣值+1001!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連千本櫻也呆住了,一個瞬移來到江南跟前!
                
            
            

            
                    
                彎腰伸出小手摸了摸江南額頭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然后又抹了抹自己的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南翻了個白眼:“你干嘛?敢碰我?不怕拿你擋刀啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻驚道:( ° △ °*)“江南你腦子是瓦特了么?竟然給我這么多?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我以為你就辣么一說,或者單獨給我自己的份兒,撐死也就幾百顆!其余的還要我單獨花錢買!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你是怕我沒小錢錢么?我這把能報銷的,你多少坑點啊你?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這個樣子搞的我怪不好意思的,我…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻都慌了,江南說免費給,結果還真給啊?而且還是一萬顆這么多?
                
            
            

            
                    
                一百億啊這可是!
                
            
            

            
                    
                我櫻醬的面子這么值錢的?還是說江南被奪舍了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                冷不丁不坑我,對我這么好?我很不適應啊這?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南用看智障的表情看著千本櫻!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??? )“你腦袋是被凍瓦特了么?不要還給我!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                還特喵多少坑點?我好不容易愛心泛濫一次,結果你們怎么一個個都上趕子讓我宰?
                
            
            

            
                    
                我很難做的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                櫻醬咽了口唾沫,捂著胸口后退兩步,一臉的不可置信!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (づ???? ? ????ど)“你…你該不會是喜歡上我了之類的吧?所以才對我這么好?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “抱歉!雖然剛剛一瞬間有了一種心跳加速的感覺,但冷靜的想了想,果然我還不能如此草率的決定!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “狗妹吶賽~歐蕾哇…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ?° 益 ?°)“我呸啊!你個拉兜櫻~鬼才會喜歡一個拉過褲兜還尿…唔!!!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自千本櫻的怨氣值+1000!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???????)“殺特啊婆!無路賽!噠嘛嘞~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻一把沖上去,死死掐住江南的嘴巴,臉都紅爆了!