趣書網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1556章 做最真實的自己啊

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                芙蕾雅冷汗直冒,連忙解釋!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?口? ????)“不不不,我以我生命女神的榮耀作為擔保,從你手里借來的錢從最開始就沒打算還的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛說完的芙蕾雅差點沒當場吐血身亡!
                
            
            

            
                    
                噗~(??ε??*)??
                
            
            

            
                    
                為什么我現在連句謊都撒不了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                不撒謊的生命女神是活不下去的啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                塞納臉都綠了:(?′益`? )“不是說好的等你手頭不緊了,就還我的么?合著你最開始就沒打算還?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,不光是塞納急了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                龐巴迪黑著臉:(???皿?? ?)?…“所以我那15億你也不打算還了是么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                皮爾斯:(`⌒′メ)“老子的3個億呢?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                科羅諾夫急了,拍案而起,紅了眼眶!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#`皿′)“我的13億呢?不是說好了之后親手還我錢,然后一起夜里賞賞雪,湖中劃劃船么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                巴蒂張大了嘴巴:(′⊙口⊙`)“月夜下的約定呢?都不做數了么?不是說我是你的心動男孩么?我…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南指向巴蒂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ╭?( ?° ?? ?°)╭?“欸?你也是她的心動南孩么?巧了,我也是欸~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                巴蒂:(??????????? ?)?…
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,圓桌上足足有十幾個道天起身瞪向芙蕾雅!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連江南也驚了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                臥槽!這酗酒女神究竟在外邊借了多少錢,這么多苦主的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這加起來不得有個幾百億啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                你踏馬一天就花完了?你咋花的啊你?
                
            
            

            
                    
                用真錢來燒鍋爐,燒一天也燒不掉這么多的吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                巴德爾揉著眉心:“你們還敢借芙蕾雅錢?你們心可真大啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的庫珀則是幸災樂禍的看著芙蕾雅!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (′???)σ 該!
                
            
            

            
                    
                完犢子了吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                奎恩額頭上崩起十幾根青筋!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?皿°??)“芙!蕾!雅!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我的十幾張欠條你還沒還,又在外邊借了這么多?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “叫大家過來是開會的,不是叫過來讓你挨個借錢的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見這一刻的芙蕾雅后退兩步,額頭上冷汗直冒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????乛﹏乛????)“啊哈~啊哈哈~一定是昨晚那酒太上頭,喝多了還沒睡醒吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這夢做的可太真實了,我都信了,芙蕾雅!趕緊起床!不能再做夢了,這夢再做下去,你可就沒了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間兩手抓著自己的臉蛋兒,一陣猛扯!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(o?????o)?
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而臉頰上木木的,根本不疼!這果然是在做夢的的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ??????????????)“雖然是在做夢,但為何感覺是真的?一定是喝太多了,我…我去醒醒酒…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間就要往門外走,越走越快!
                
            
            

            
                    
                完了完了,露底了啊!我可能是得了一種不能說謊癌了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而皮爾斯卻一個空間禁閉封住門口!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (▼皿▼#) “你往哪兒跑?今天這事兒,必須給我們一個交代啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                芙蕾雅表情一僵,隨即神色一狠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                既然如此,那就只能出絕招了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見芙蕾雅大步流星的走了回來,就這么站在了凳子上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一腳踩在圓桌上,霸氣異常!
                
            
            

            
                    
                從百寶袋里掏出pos機拍在桌面上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?~°?)“你們都給我看好了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                眾人都被芙蕾雅的行徑驚到了,這是要干嘛?
                
            
            

            
                    
                芙蕾雅叉著腰:(?°?口°?)?“我的賬戶里,一分錢都沒有!借來的錢錢,全樣我花了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “實話告訴你們!我連買新衣服的錢都沒有!身上穿著的這件裙子,都是我從一堆臟衣服里挑出來!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “把贓了的裙擺撕掉,后改的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:??(??ε???)噗~
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛喝了一口雷碧的江南全噴了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                終究是我低估你了,不要連這種事情都往外說啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                芙蕾雅一副破罐子破摔的表情!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (窮 ̄? ~  ̄?)“要我還錢?沒有!要我命?不給!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “弄死我,你們連人都撈不到了我給你們說!識相的就再借億點錢錢給我!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “只有讓我幸福的生活在這個世界上!沒準兒我以后哪天發達了,一高興就把錢還你們了!不然你們毛都沒有哇!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (o?????)?“喂喂喂!那兩小只,這種事情就不要記錄了啊!我堂堂生命女神不要面子的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見那兩只會議記錄員撇了芙蕾雅一眼,然后打字速度更快了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                甚至把芙蕾雅剛說的那句話也給記上了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                芙蕾雅:(????? ?)……
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,所有人都張大了嘴巴,看著霸氣的芙蕾雅啞口無言!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ∑(°口°?)
                
            
            

            
                    
                心里那高雅圣潔,完美無瑕的生命女神形象稀里嘩啦碎了一地啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這特喵哪里是女神?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這不是老賴么這?而且借錢還借出理來了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                芙蕾雅抱臂:(?ˇ~ˇ?)“哼哼!欠的少了,可能我會發愁,欠的多了,就該你們發愁了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我欠錢的人多了!你們算老幾?怎么樣?咬我啊你們?不演了,我要做最真實的自己啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間把腳上的小涼鞋一甩,一只落在了地上,一只直接砸在了庫珀的頭上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見芙蕾雅直接就這么光腳翹著二郎腿坐在凳子上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一只腳瘋狂抖腿,而一只小手則是自然而然的落在翹起的小腳丫上扣了起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                胳膊隨意的朝凳子上一搭,滿臉吊兒郎當!
                
            
            

            
                    
                庫珀把涼鞋從自己頭上摘了下來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???益??)“會長!我能錘她么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奎恩磨牙:(?益??)“克制!要克制!把她錘死了,咱們大家的錢可就都打水漂了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,圓桌上的眾人看著芙蕾雅,一時間根本無法接受她如今的模樣啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                真的在摳腳啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見芙蕾雅瞪眼,抬手拍桌!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?д°?)?“都看什么看?沒見過這么漂亮的女神啊?再看收費!開會!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “小南子,再給本女神兩瓶酒喝,以后還錢先還你!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南拎著小馬扎就站了起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ╧╧?(???д??)“哎臥槽?你這只廢柴女神怕不是有點飄了吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “信不信回頭我就把照片…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                芙蕾雅拍桌:(??ˇ口ˇ?)“發!你發好了!我都已經這個樣子了,我怕你?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我準備文件這么辛苦,喝你兩瓶酒怎么啦?你敲死我吧,敲死我你錢就沒了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(?°??°?)
                
            
            

            
                    
                真?光腳不怕穿鞋的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “行!給給給!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說著又給了芙蕾雅兩瓶綠棒子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見芙蕾雅兩眼放光,起開啤酒,兩瓶同時對嘴,就是一陣猛灌!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(??? 3 ???)?
                
            
            

            
                    
                在眾人震驚的目光中,噸噸噸幾口就見了底!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??? ? ??)?“呀嘿~爽!嗝~(時長三秒)”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧丁一陣咂嘴:“喝了奪命綠棒子?怪不得會瘋狂自爆!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                芙蕾雅愕然:(·?????)“這酒咋了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧丁壞笑:( ˉ? .? ˉ??)“你不知道?喝了這酒,會控制不住的酒后吐真言!我可試過這玩意的威力!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一句話出,芙蕾雅呆住了,合著我沒法撒謊是因為喝了江南給的酒?
                
            
            

            
                    
                現在自己女神形象全無,所有人都知道了自己的真面目,全都是因為江南?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見芙蕾雅的雙眼猛的亮起兩道紅芒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一個蛙跳直接躍過圓桌,朝著江南撲去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(??’??’)?“死江南!你賠我女神形象!你賠!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南瞪眼:(#?? ? ??#)“小老弟你他丫的…咳~噗哇~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見芙蕾雅騎坐在江南身上,掐著他的脖頸一陣猛搖!
                
            
            

            
                    
                亦猶如昨晚被江南搖一樣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南瘋狂拍桌:“會長!奎恩會長,你管管你家手下啊!圓桌會議上公然謀殺議事團成員吶!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奎恩臉都黑了:“芙蕾雅!撒手!開會呢,這像什么樣子?再掐我可就燒你了嗷!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                芙蕾雅一個激靈,滿臉憤憤的撒來江南,隨即不死心的猛的來了個大頭錘磕在江南的額頭上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?皿°?)“先還你個大紅包!給我等著啊你!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這才氣鼓鼓的回了自己座位,抓起一份文件咬在嘴里,看著江南瞪個不停!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自芙蕾雅的怨氣值+777!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自芙蕾雅…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                一時間怨氣值都刷飛了,江南嘿嘿直樂,這個怨氣女神還是很有潛力的嘛!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見奎恩清了清嗓子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “目前面臨的最大問題,就是如何阻止月球崩塌,經過專家嚴格的計算!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “當月眼直徑超過1000公里時,月球會達到崩塌的臨界點!目前的月球已經很脆弱了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “而要阻止月球崩塌,首先要做的,就是怎樣才能干掉噬星巨蟲!讓它不再繼續啃食月球!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                就在這時,只見江南大手一揮,當即拍桌而起,豪氣云天!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)??“話不多說!噬星巨蟲這一塊,我華夏辦了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此話一出,圓桌上的所有道天紛紛倒抽了口涼氣,下巴哐哐砸地!
                
            
            

            
                    
                有沒有搞錯?
                
            
            

            
                    
                你華夏辦了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                噬星巨蟲的恐怖經過黎明戰爭一役,那可是人盡皆知其恐怖之處的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                也是目前最難擺平的問題,然而江南上來就要給擺了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                陳道一葉鎮國當場懵批,也妹聽說過啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                而一旁的楊堅被驚的眼珠爆凸,把眼鏡都給戳碎了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ(?口?|||)“不不不!說著玩兒的,不辦不辦,我華夏哪里能干的了這個?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “江南!噓!噓呀你!趕緊坐下!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間連忙拉著江南的衣服,就想給江南拉坐下!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而根本拉不動!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南神色一肅:(︶?︶o)“君子一言駟馬難追!說出去的話,就像是潑出去的水!我說要辦它!那指定就辦它!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你們誰跟我搶這活兒,老子都跟他急!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                楊堅黑著臉:“你丫的再說我就跟你急,潑出去的水也得給我收回來!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                那可是噬星巨蟲,華夏拿什么辦啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                要不要一開始就把最難的活兒給攬進懷里啊?