趣書網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1631章 起名小能手

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                大家連忙追了出去,就見印鈔蟲一拱一拱的在地上爬的可快!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南看到這一幕,一口老血差點沒噴出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                你好歹也算是個人啊你!不要再用蟲子的移動方式了好不好?很奇怪啊這?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見印鈔蟲轉眼就盯上了那棟最氣派的大樓,肚子轟隆隆叫個不停!
                
            
            

            
                    
                張嘴直接就奔著大樓咬去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                鯊魚一般的鋸齒牙鋒利無比,管你是什么鋼筋混凝土,還是電纜電線桿!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ⅴⅴⅴⅴⅴⅴ
                
            
            

            
                    
                ^^^^^^^
                
            
            

            
                    
                在印鈔蟲面前都跟豆腐一樣脆弱,下巴一開一合之間就全給吃進了肚子里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                速度快成了幻影,圍著大樓繞圈啃!
                
            
            

            
                    
                那樣子像極了在啃食一塊大奶酪的毛毛蟲了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只不過啃食的速度也太快了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不到三秒鐘,整棟大樓就被啃食一空!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的楊堅大樓里正在辦公,簽署文件!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就感覺眼前一花,唰的一下辦公室就沒了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “砰!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                楊堅連帶著辦公桌跟凳子懸空了幾十高,砰的一聲就砸在了地上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                三眼懵批!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “什么情況?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                不光是楊堅落在地上,大樓里的其他人紛紛落地,看著消失的大樓都懵了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                下一瞬,只聽仿佛電鋸一般的聲音傳來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                楊堅身前的辦公桌跟凳子也被啃食一空!
                
            
            

            
                    
                他一屁股跌坐在地,這才發覺是啥玩意啃的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不禁滿眼驚恐:Σ(?口?|||)“人形盾牌?她…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “糠嗤~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                楊堅眼角一抽,扭頭看向自己的右手!
                
            
            

            
                    
                發現自己的右手連同手上握著的鋼筆都沒了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻正在嗷嗷呲血!
                
            
            

            
                    
                楊堅:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ(|||???)┘“手!我滴手哇!快來人給我治治!江!南!靈寵煮師爺,管管你家的印鈔蟲啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我辦公樓都樣她給…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                可話還沒等楊堅說完,印鈔蟲已經宛如閃電一般拱了出去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見一棟棟大樓被啃食一空!
                
            
            

            
                    
                甚至把公共澡堂子都給啃了,一幫裹著浴巾的男男女女驚叫著跑出來,銀月之城里一陣雞飛狗跳!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “半座城都讓她給啃了啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                下一刻,滿臉血的江南猛的出現在楊堅跟前!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????~?????)…
                
            
            

            
                    
                楊堅猛的瞪大了眼睛,看著額頭上一排牙印還在瘋狂竄血,不禁滿眼驚恐!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (*???)“你這…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南拍著胸脯:“放心堅哥!交給我好了!一只印鈔蟲我還搞不定了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “那我這靈寵煮師爺的稱號就白給了啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                楊堅咽了口唾沫,指了指江南的腦袋!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬﹏¬?)“你…你這真的能行?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南毫不在意!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?︶??.??︶??)?“意外…這都是意外!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說著瞬移就朝著印鈔蟲追去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就聽遠處一陣轟隆隆的巨響傳來,爆炸跟坍塌四起!
                
            
            

            
                    
                楊堅的心都跟著一顫一顫的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                沒一會兒功夫,就見江南怒吼著從遠處跑了回來,頭上咬著印鈔蟲,臉上全是血,一邊跑一邊薅她!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(乛??益?乛??)?=З=З=З
                
            
            

            
                    
                “撒口!你給我撒口啊你!我急眼了!真急眼了嗷!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說著一頭撞進一棟大樓里,瘋狂搖頭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                楊堅不禁偏頭看向鐘映雪,臉上滿是核善微笑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°??°?)“你們啥時候回學院吶?挺長時間沒回去了,院長都想你們了吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “要不就明天吧!明天是黃道吉日,宜出行的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                鐘映雪捂臉,小南又被嫌棄了么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                果然!危險的時候小南身邊最安全,安全的時候小南身邊最危險吶!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “轟!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                印鈔蟲被江南猛的甩出大樓,在空中劃過一道優美的弧線,直奔城市最中心的小月月甩去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻飛在空中的印鈔蟲眼睛都亮了,口水直流!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ─=≡Σ((( つ?﹃?)つ
                
            
            

            
                    
                這個東西看起來要比剛剛的土方塊好吃啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是一口就咬在了小月月的身上,瘋狂啃食,咬的汁水四濺,給藤身上咬的全是窟窿眼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                小月月:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這啥啊?我遇到過打我的,切我轟我的,頭一次碰到吃我的啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                急的小月月連忙用藤枝去薅她,想要將之束縛住!
                
            
            

            
                    
                但伸過去的藤枝全被她給啃了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南滿眼激動!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#??? ??????)?“這要是把她帶身邊當保鏢可妥了!道天級的都能啃?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤以手撫額,這不是重點啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?)′-﹏-`)
                
            
            

            
                    
                再不管管,小月月都要被她啃死個球的了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而小月月也怒了,抽出自己的藤條四處抽打!
                
            
            

            
                    
                整座聯盟基地都跟著震顫起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                再這樣下去,讓她把小月月給吃了,那還改造個屁的月球了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南連忙掏出一塊火種方磚大吼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????口???)っ?“看!看這是啥?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                印鈔蟲一愣,看著江南手里的方磚,本能的渴望!
                
            
            

            
                    
                連忙放棄了小月月,拱回來對著火種方磚一陣狂啃!
                
            
            

            
                    
                轉眼就吃了個精光!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然后一臉期待的看著江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (o ???? ? ????)
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南滿臉深沉:(??ˇ?ˇ?)“咳咳!只要你聽話,我就再給你吃!不然以后就再也沒有起源火種吃了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “而且不許亂吃人吃建筑物什么的,最重要的是不能咬我,你…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “糠嗤!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話還沒說完,印鈔蟲就一口咬在了江南的頭上…
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南黑著臉,任憑鮮血在臉頰上肆意流淌!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????_??? ??)…
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你到底聽不聽得懂啊你?吶~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說著又拿出一塊火種方磚,印鈔蟲眼睛大亮,連忙放棄江南,又把方磚給吃了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即一臉小期待的看著江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???? ? ???)…
                
            
            

            
                    
                可沒一會兒功夫,她就要張口咬江南了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                鐘映雪一臉奇怪:( ??~?? )“她該不會以為咬你就會有火種吃吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南的臉更黑了,自己說啥她也不理解啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                要不要這么笨?這大傻蟲子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然后又掏出一只棒棒糖:“吶~甜的!這個給你吃!不許咬…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “糠嗤!“
                
            
            

            
                    
                印鈔蟲一口咬下去,把棒棒糖跟江南的手都一同咬進嘴里了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南的手腕又開始嘩嘩淌血…
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的印鈔蟲臉上露出融化的表情!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ??? ? ??)
                
            
            

            
                    
                這個好吃的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                如果系統能收集江南自己的怨氣值的話,那么想必現在是爆表的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這樣下去可不行,想要她聽自己的話,至少得達到能交流,能理解自己意思的地步了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                可她完全是傻的啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還保護自己?別哪天餓了回頭把自己給造了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “舍不得香珠套不到保鏢啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                既然噬星巨蟲是依靠自己提煉的香珠完成進化,提升智慧,那就給她進化下好了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                說著就從異度空間里掏出一顆香珠出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛掏出來,印鈔蟲眼神就直了,一口把江南的手跟香珠咬進了嘴里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南廢了老大勁兒才把手拔出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                虛空里的江寧已經沒眼看了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “敗家小南!你花出去好幾顆星球了已經!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見印鈔蟲歪著腦袋看著江南,滿眼期待,還試圖想咬江南的頭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???~???)
                
            
            

            
                    
                在她的認知里,只要自己咬他頭,他就會拿好吃的給自己!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且還給自己香珠吃!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南滿臉嚴肅:“聽著!以后不許咬我!沒有我的允許不許隨便吃人,亂吃東西!知道嘛?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “不然!香珠!再也不給你吃啦!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                歪著腦袋的印鈔蟲沉思了半天,一顆香珠下肚,她的智慧大幅度提升,已經實現進化!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??? .????)…
                
            
            

            
                    
                不過看起來還是傻乎乎,不太聰明的亞子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可似乎能夠理解江南話中的意思了,呆呆的點了點頭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然后拍了拍自己的小肚皮!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??ˇ口ˇ?)?“餓啊~餓!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嘴角直抽,好家伙!會的第一個字就是餓么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                等等,既然這家伙什么都能吃的話…
                
            
            

            
                    
                “堅哥!聯盟基地的垃圾處理站在哪兒?咱們以后的垃圾可能有去處了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                垃圾給她吃,吃多了還能提煉香珠!這簡直就是無本買賣啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                楊堅一口老血差點沒噴出來:“好歹也是噬星巨蟲,你就喂她吃這個?這合適么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                你當個人吧可!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一臉理所當然:?( ?′??`)?“這有什么不合適的?小小年紀讓她養成挑食的壞習慣可不好!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間還真就帶著印鈔蟲去了垃圾站!
                
            
            

            
                    
                看著堆積如山的生活工業垃圾!
                
            
            

            
                    
                印鈔蟲滿臉嫌棄,竟然吐了口口水出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??? ? ??)“嘔~呸!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                顯然,她用最為簡單的字眼表達了自己的嫌棄之意!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然后一口咬在了江南的頭上…
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南再一次被咬一臉血!
                
            
            

            
                    
                好家伙!喂不飽就吃我?自己好像養了個無底洞啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                鐘映雪偷笑:(??????)“就給她吃點好的嘛,畢竟吃的不好,提煉出的香珠可能質量也不好!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤點頭:“就是就是!也給她起個名字好了,你該不會真一直叫她印鈔蟲吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一臉沉思:( ?° ? ?°)“唔~起名字么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                小酒窩滿眼興奮:“還是小字輩的咩?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南搖頭:“她本體辣么大坨,小字輩不合時宜啊?要不叫拉姬桶吧!不光貼切而且還形象…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                印鈔蟲:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “啊唔~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一時間抱著江南的腦袋啃的更兇了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                鐘映雪跟夏瑤他們臉都黑了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                你多少把你寫碑文的才華拿出來一點用在起名字上好不好?
                
            
            

            
                    
                垃圾桶什么鬼啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南額頭暴血:(?¬???¬??)“啊哈~不…不喜歡的么?要…要不叫芭芭拉好了!名字洋氣還形象,而且少女感爆棚的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                鐘映雪一怔:( ????? )“這個倒挺好聽的,就是不知道她喜歡不…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤:???(????? ??)?“噗哈哈哈~不行不行,印鈔蟲以后要是變聰明了會殺了你的!你還能再貼切點不啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                神特喵巴巴拉啊!哪有女孩子叫這個名字的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南絞盡腦汁,神色一狠:“那就簡單點!是個女孩!而且喜歡吃!那就…就叫吃女好了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                鐘映雪:(?_? )
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤:(′-﹏-`;)
                
            
            

            
                    
                那還是叫芭芭拉吧…
                
            
            

            
                    
                一時間印鈔蟲咬的更兇了,雖然不知道是什么意思,但寶寶就是不喜歡吶!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南急了:“別咬了!噬星巨蟲!星蟲…那就叫你星燭行了吧?我可用盡自己的畢生才華了啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自星燭的怨氣值+777!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                星燭:( '~' )哼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南抹了把血,這才松了口氣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “米拉呢?我這傷得讓米拉給我好好治治了…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                鐘映雪:“米拉被黎冰姐拉去檢查身體了,你不是說想看看新靈技的消耗,和香珠對米拉的影響的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一怔:“走!去看看!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這可是大事兒來的!