趣書網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1645章 排坐坐!咳咳咳

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                這下沒人淡定的下來了,看蕭吹火的目光都像是在看怪物一樣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                倒立澆一臉根本不是重點吶!
                
            
            

            
                    
                李凱急了:(??口?)“當年約定好了一起坐輪椅,你怎么突然就站起!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “曾經的誓言呢?約定呢?說好的一起坐著輪椅看夕陽下的余暉呢?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                扛著鋤頭的劉奶奶也驚了:“老蕭頭,你那腿可是道傷,怎么就突然治好了?你推倒重修了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只剩兩顆牙的王大爺瞪大了眼珠子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “返老還童了?還真是見了鬼了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “回到了四十幾歲的模樣,那身體機能不也…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                蕭吹火一叉腰,臉揚的老高!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (︶√︶*)“那你看看?不是我吹,老子現在頂風墻呲塌!遇見彩虹!呲出彩虹!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一下,當時就給王大爺羨慕壞了,要是自己也能這樣,何至于只能過過眼癮啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                李紅艷奶奶更是滿眼小星星:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)“天!這么棒的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱的臉更綠了,風頭全讓老蕭頭給搶去了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的蕭吹火儼然成了敬老院里的焦點人物!
                
            
            

            
                    
                再這樣下去,敬老院里的老姑娘們就再也沒有自己的份兒了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱急道:“老蕭,這么多年兄弟,有好事兒你可不能瞞著我們啊,究竟是怎么做到的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                蕭吹火神秘一笑:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?)????)“我只告訴你們,你們可不能往外說嗷!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一幫大爺大娘們瘋狂點頭,把腦袋都湊上去看細細聆聽!
                
            
            

            
                    
                蕭吹火神色一正:“其實我是拔罐拔好的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱:(?_??)
                
            
            

            
                    
                李凱:(?¬_¬)
                
            
            

            
                    
                王大爺:(-ι_- ?)
                
            
            

            
                    
                眾人都用一副看傻子的目光看蕭吹火!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (`益′メ)“這老小子不說實話,真當咱是這么好忽悠的是吧?圍上圈兒踢他!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                神特喵拔罐拔好的啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                蕭吹火連忙道:“別別別!你們聽我說啊?是江南!江南用小火罐把我的星星全拔出來了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我又重走了一遍,修復了所有因為走錯路而產生的道傷,也就用了幾個小時而已!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                蕭吹火直接把小火罐的原理給大家講了一遍!
                
            
            

            
                    
                李凱興奮的臉通紅:“靠!能重來一遍?那我的腿也能…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱眼中泛光:“我能重新上道天了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                蕭吹火重重的點頭:“我都可以,你們為何不行?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,大爺大媽們沒人淡定的起來了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                孫大爺臉一黑:(??????????? ??)“你們至少還有腿,老子就剩一半兒了,怕是夠嗆吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                劉奶奶翻了個白:“你那腿不也是因為道傷壞死的?把腿都踢碎了,你丫的是真行!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “如果沒有道傷,我就能幫你把零部件給補齊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “不過老蕭頭,光憑這個,似乎也沒法讓你返老還童吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                從九十多歲的衰老模樣恢復成這個樣子?這簡直就是奇跡啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                蕭吹火嘿嘿一笑:“這你們就不知道了,我能重返年輕,靠的是江南手中的香珠!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “只要一顆,就能增加近乎三百年的壽命!異常珍貴!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,老先驅者們都驚了,面色漲紅!
                
            
            

            
                    
                臥槽哇!能加命的寶貝?
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱咽了口唾沫:
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ(っ?°﹃°;)っ“那…那南崽崽手里還有沒有了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                蕭吹火神色一正:(?????)“我也不知道,但南崽崽手里肯定不多就是,據說是吃掉一顆星球也就能提煉出十幾顆而已!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱看著變成老臘肉的蕭吹火,那叫一個羨慕的呦!
                
            
            

            
                    
                無論是加命還是拔罐,這都無法讓人拒絕啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                - =?????(?′益`)?“我找南崽崽商量一下去嗷~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說著就風風火火的找江南去了,而趙德柱還是慢了一步!
                
            
            

            
                    
                李凱跟孫福來已經把輪椅飆出了火星子,掀起的勁風把限速120的警告標識都吹倒了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                蕭吹火急道:(?口?)?“哎哎哎~記得給我保密嗷!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱頭也不回:“放心!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然后15分鐘不到,整座敬老院就知道這個消息了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一幫大爺大娘蜂擁沖進了體訓室!
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛一進來就一臉懵批,只見體訓室合金墻壁上鑲嵌著不少學員導師!
                
            
            

            
                    
                費了天大的勁兒,扣都扣不下來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                已經沒人跟江南對練了,此刻的江南正在原地練習空擊,揮灑汗水!
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱咽了口唾沫,心都在滴血,這都是江南自己干的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                都這樣了,還在學院里念個屁書了啊?你去年就該畢業了的吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                轉眼功夫,大爺大娘們就把江南圍了一圈,一個個都露出和藹的微笑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??? ? ???)(?⌒?⌒?)(?ˊwˋ?)
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱更是一把摟住江南,嘿嘿直笑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????)“南崽崽啊~你就說你柱爺爺平時對你好不好吧!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南被眾人盯的直發毛,拿毛巾擦了擦臉上的汗水,一擰毛巾,毛巾都濕透了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?`~′?)“欸~那能不好么?前幾天還把我按腿上打旋風手鼓來的呢!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱臉上的笑容一僵,你小子要不要這么記仇啊你?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (  ?? ̄)“咳咳~不提這個,同樣都是爺爺奶奶,你可不能偏向啊你?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咧嘴一笑:“哈哈!是來找我拔罐吧?得!我等會兒訓練完就去敬老院!給爺爺奶奶們治傷!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一時間爺爺奶奶們可高興了,給江南他最愛的大脖溜子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                王大爺更是湊過來搓著老手,一臉期待:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (′?????)人“南崽崽?拔罐的確也很重要,但我們更在意的是那個能變年輕的寶貝啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱一拍大腿:“你盡管開口好了!爺爺奶奶們有都是錢!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一怔,隨即撓起頭來,一臉歉然!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?????ˇ?ˇ?)“我手里也沒太多!不夠給大家一人一顆的,那東西是噬星巨蟲吞吃星球提煉出來的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我家星澄雖說能提,但我實在是喂不起!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “木星那邊的開礦隊還沒產出,只能等到有產量了,才能挨個分給大家了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻趙德柱他們紛紛倒抽了一口冷氣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                好家伙!知道這東西珍貴,但沒想到珍貴到這種程度啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可仔細想想,能加命的寶貝是能隨便得來的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                不過這么珍貴的寶貝,竟是那牙口很好的小姑娘提煉的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                所有人的眼睛都亮了起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南咧嘴一笑:“不過一顆我還是能拿出來的,早給爺爺奶奶們準備好了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “平均分一下,一個人應該能多蹭個十幾年命!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說著又掏出一只香薰球塞給趙德柱!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這下江南手中就只剩下三顆了,這是給米拉留的,江南自己也沒打算動!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連鐘映雪她們都還沒撈到用,一切都等富裕起來再說!
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱看著手中香薰球咽了口唾沫!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “南崽崽!啥也不說了!看爺爺心不心疼你就完了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王大爺一把摟住江南的肩膀:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (σ?? ? ?)σ“不像是老蕭頭!你王爺爺只會心疼崽崽~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                看著王大爺只剩兩顆的牙口,江南狠狠的打了個激靈!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還是算了吧!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “爺爺奶奶們先聞著嗷,等我訓練完了就給你們拔罐治病去!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱他們拿著香珠風風火火的就跑了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                十幾年的命也是命啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                話不多說,先聞它一波!
                
            
            

            
                    
                眾人圍坐在小花園的花壇邊,從趙德柱開始,一人聞一分鐘,平均分,絕不多聞!
                
            
            

            
                    
                那叫一個享受的表情呦~
                
            
            

            
                    
                身體也在以肉眼可見的速度變年輕!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的李凱已經迫不及待了,用兩根大拇指瘋狂扣鼻孔!
                
            
            

            
                    
                孫大爺迷惑:(???.??)????“老李?你這是干啥?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                李凱瞪眼:(??益??)“你懂什么?這是擴鼻運動!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “增加進氣量!一會兒說不定能多聞進去些,多加幾個月命呢!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                孫大爺嘴角直抽,那踏馬也不能用大拇指扣鼻孔啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                再一轉頭,卻見一旁的這王大爺正在嘗試把乒乓球朝鼻孔里塞…
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???●???)
                
            
            

            
                    
                孫大爺神色一根:“老子也擴容啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                遠處的蕭吹火滿臉笑容的看著這一幕,本以為隨著時間的推移,自己這幫老兄弟會陸陸續續的離開!
                
            
            

            
                    
                最終只剩幾個人于這世界上,孤獨寂寞的死去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                但現在…似乎不用擔心這個了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而此時,米拉則是溜著星澄來到了小花園里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛看到趙德柱他們吸香珠,米拉就怔住了,嘴巴張的老大,一臉驚恐!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ∑(°口°?)
                
            
            

            
                    
                這幫爺爺奶奶在這里干嘛?
                
            
            

            
                    
                排坐坐?聞巴巴?
                
            
            

            
                    
                星澄更是隔著老遠就聞到了味道,張開血盆大口,口水直流的就想奔著香珠咬去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                結果卻被米拉的時間靜止直接定住,只能看著香珠干捉急!
                
            
            

            
                    
                米拉看到老臘肉版蕭吹火,更是一臉的驚為天人!
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即連忙舉手!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ′?w?)?“院長爺…叔叔?我舉報!有人聚眾聞巴巴!還排隊聞!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                蕭吹火當時就被叔叔二字給俘獲了啊,臉上都笑開花了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可隨即神色一肅:(???????)“小米拉!你可不要瞎說吼~雖然那東西是橙色的!但那可不是巴巴!是香珠來的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “特別珍貴!別人想聞都聞不到呢!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                米拉神色一僵!
                
            
            

            
                    
                =????(?﹏? ????)
                
            
            

            
                    
                可那就是星澄的…
                
            
            

            
                    
                嘶~他…他們不會還不知道這香珠的具體提煉方式吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                那自己還是不要多嘴了,不然江南哥哥怕是要挨揍哦~