趣書網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1646章 小火罐南神課堂開課啦

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                江南也是一邊訓練,一邊三心二意的想著自己的事兒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                之前給蕭爺爺拔罐的時候,可是把他的“癱”給拔出來了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                那可是道傷級別的病,根本沒法治!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而用拔除模式拔出來的東西,是可以給別人充的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                也就是說,老子能把這個“癱”給其他人懟進去,讓其當場癱瘓?
                
            
            

            
                    
                越想越覺得可行啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                小罐一懟,誰來誰跪!這拔出來的病也是大殺器的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                別的暫且不說,敬老院的大爺大娘們多少都是有點毛病的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                要是把他們的毛病都收集到罐兒里,好好存起來,等干仗的時候…
                
            
            

            
                    
                桀桀桀~
                
            
            

            
                    
                媽媽!我好像又研究出發家致富的新道路了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                不單單可以讓老先驅者們重振往日雄風,增加華夏頂尖戰力!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還能增加自己的“疑南雜癥”庫存!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江投石車就是我啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就是不知道自己的罐兒夠不夠,畢竟到現在也沒出啥新獎品,想要罐一直得抽獎得!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這邊剛想到這里,腦海里就浮現出一陣系統提示!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [還請宿主及時還清攤位費欠款,否則將自動扣除宿主資產!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [目前還欠本寶貝…唔~100億小錢錢!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南猛的瞪眼:(? ?皿?)?“什么!你說什么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???皿??)??3??啊啊啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的江南陷入了極端的暴怒之中,雙拳都砸出了幻影,把王霸懟在墻上一陣輸出!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見王霸整個人都縮進了殼里,大口吐血,一臉絕望!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#)??Д??(#)“妹說話!我真妹說話!你換個人嚯嚯吧!我這一輩子挨過的揍都沒這次多哇!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王霸一度感覺自己的龜殼防御要被錘碎了個屁的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                南神爆管兒了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南炸了!咋就欠100億小錢錢啦?
                
            
            

            
                    
                還唔~你那明顯是自己臨時想的,然后根據我的經濟實力隨口要了個數字吧你?
                
            
            

            
                    
                我不就是用地攤布擋了個天使大招,然后扛了十幾個超新星么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                至于不啊你?
                
            
            

            
                    
                我叫你寶貝,你還真把自己當寶貝了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這樣下去可不行,等以后自己能賺星球了,系統寶貝不得管我要星球當攤位費啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                今天我非得治治你不可啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南一溜煙的沖出了體訓室!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(???口??)?“小黑!你在不在?小黑!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                就聽靈寵科技大樓那邊傳來一聲長嘯:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (●???●)“南神?叫我啥事兒?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [不不不!打折!給打折!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南瞪眼,我今兒還真就不要打折了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一個瞬移出現在小黑跟前!
                
            
            

            
                    
                小黑咧嘴一笑:“南神?你…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                可話還沒說完,只見江南一個砂鍋大的拳頭就垂在了小黑的臉上,直接把他人錘飛,整座實驗室都給砸穿了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                噗~(?ε?(#)?(°?д°??)?
                
            
            

            
                    
                小黑當時就被打懵了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                什么鬼啊?你特地把我從實驗室里叫出來就為了錘我的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自瓜撒拉瓜嗚哇~略略略的怨氣值+1000!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自…(???????皿???????)?咿呀!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                急的系統寶貝都開始發表情包求饒了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而江南根本不停,沖過去就對小黑開始了一場慘無人道的毒打!
                
            
            

            
                    
                怨氣值列表閃動的全是亂碼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [宿主顏值帥帥,南神超可愛!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [咱不打他乖乖~抽獎給你嗨!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南這才停手,直接給小黑塞了一只小人參,飲血治好!
                
            
            

            
                    
                小黑都快瘋了,南神果然是魔鬼來的啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                給人錘完了,還帶給治好的?他只是享受這個過程么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南小嘴兒一撇!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不打就不打啊!畢竟一直打一個人,也不太禮貌的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?口?)?“大黑!大黑你在哪兒?我找你有事兒!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [?(???。)?]
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻大黑聽到動靜,剛抱著一籃子寵物蛋從實驗室里出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛出來就看見南神在打小黑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                現在他又叫自己了…
                
            
            

            
                    
                嚇的大黑一把把蛋丟在一旁,扭頭就跑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(●??Д??`)?“你踏馬不要過來啊你!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自奧烏韋烏韋(*??﹏??)嗚嗚嗚~]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,江南追著大黑滿操場的跑,怨氣值刷到爆表!
                
            
            

            
                    
                那是一個完整的名字都沒顯示出來啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [監測到宿主怨氣值消費即將滿5000萬!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [馬上就要獎勵做人草一根!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南挑眉:(??Д???)“即將?馬上?聽起來不是很誠懇啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [就即將!本寶貝也是有規則!有底線的!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [??o·(? ??????????? )?o·?]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南這才停下追逐大黑的步伐,看在哭這么大聲的份上,就饒了你這次好啦!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “真的馬上就有做人草給了?不缺貨?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [有有有!不過100億小錢錢還是要還的!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南臉一黑,還就還吶!反正也要補充技能點!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一百億?還不是隨便坑坑就有了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                頓時江南就不想給大爺大娘們免費拔罐了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可轉念一想,騙老頭老太太棺材本什么的,自己也太不是銀了點啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                但不賺點什么,總感覺自己很虧的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                下一瞬,江南眼睛晶亮!
                
            
            

            
                    
                我特喵這不舍近求遠了么?老先驅者們都是有絕活的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                何必費勁跟武藏他們學?先把自家這幫寶藏大爺大娘的絕活給掏干凈再說啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                當初自己的八門遁甲就是跟李凱李大爺學到的啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                打定主意的江南直接就跑到了敬老院的宿舍樓下!
                
            
            

            
                    
                從異度空間里搬出個遮陽棚子,還有專業的移動按摩床!
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即又掏出一件白大褂套在了身上,當即就對著宿舍樓吆喝起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)“來!走一走瞧一瞧看一看了啊!小火罐南神課堂開課啦!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “就在今天,我做出了個違背祖宗的決定!決定把祖傳火罐流奧義拿出來,造福大家!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “專治疑南雜癥,道傷硬傷!缺胳膊少腿了啊!免費治不要錢!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                吆喝聲一起,趙德柱他們直接就從宿舍樓里跳窗戶沖了出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                幾乎一轉眼的功夫,棚子下面就聚集了一幫老頭老太太!
                
            
            

            
                    
                甚至連隊都排好了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連蕭吹火也上前來湊熱鬧!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南則是呆在原地,震驚的無以復加!
                
            
            

            
                    
                蕭爺爺這變化也太大了點吧?從一個頭發花白的老頭變成了老臘肉?
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連趙德柱他們,雖說沒有蕭吹火年輕的那么夸張,但一個個也年輕了十幾歲的樣子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                甚至不少奶奶的一頭銀絲都有少半恢復成了黑色!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就是一個個鼻孔特別大,而且王縱王大爺的左邊鼻孔里還塞了顆乒乓球?看那樣子應該是卡在里邊拿不出來了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??●.????)
                
            
            

            
                    
                看起來異常違和,也不知道是個什么情況!
                
            
            

            
                    
                殊不知這一下午的功夫,一整顆香珠都被大爺大娘們給聞沒了,就等著江南過來給他們拔罐呢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                等的花兒都快謝了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱滿眼興奮的咽了口唾沫:“真不要錢?這不像你啊?爺爺我棺材本都給你準備出來了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南翻了個白眼:“你要是硬給我也要!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即嘿嘿壞笑:(?w?)“雖然不要錢,但我總得賺點啥吧?這樣我才平衡!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “一次帝王套?全身罐后悔套裝只售一個絕活,不貴的吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱擺手:(︶.?︶〃)?“嗨~這叫事兒么?老子我一身絕活啊!金鐘罩你學不學?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一個激靈,猛的想起吳良學金鐘罩的時候被揍成的那個熊樣…
                
            
            

            
                    
                “額~不要不要!換個!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱拄著下巴一臉沉思:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ?° ? ?°)?“那鐵褲襠呢?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一個哆嗦!神踏馬鐵褲襠啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                要是練鐵褲襠不就得打…
                
            
            

            
                    
                這哪里是練絕活?這是想要我的雀命啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這個也不好!再換個!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱臉一黑:“你當絕活是大白菜啊?我的路子不適合你,你要我絕活有啥用?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一臉難受,也是,但自己不能不賺啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                不賺就是虧!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “那…那沒有絕活,給我當陪練總行了吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱嘿嘿一笑,這有什么難的?當即就同意了,迫不及待的坐在了床上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而江南則是在萬眾矚目之下給柱爺上罐兒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不過柱爺的情況跟蕭吹火的有所不同!
                
            
            

            
                    
                他的等級只有星耀巔峰!
                
            
            

            
                    
                當年受的道傷太重,畢竟是用身體堵過靈墟空間門,從太平間里爬出來的猛人!
                
            
            

            
                    
                嚴重的地基裂痕甚至沒法支撐他原本的等級,是一路從道天跌下來的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                伴隨著大爺大娘們的驚呼聲,一顆顆星星從趙德柱身上剝離!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南眸光堅決,說什么也要讓華夏龍鎧恢復往日的風采啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                妙手神醫劉奶奶抬手幻化出柳條,在江南給柱爺斬星的同時,為其穩定虛弱的身體!
                
            
            

            
                    
                并且助其修復疤痕暗傷!
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是,一場給老先驅者們脫胎換骨的治療開始了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南并不知道,把老先驅者們全部治好,究竟會是怎樣一光景!
                
            
            

            
                    
                但江南知道的是,介時華夏先驅者學院應該會變成整座藍星最安全的地點!
                
            
            

            
                    
                沒有之一!