趣書網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1680章 沒種的男人!(加更)

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                霍普滿臉懵的看著眼前一副剛睡醒模樣的江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                又回頭看了眼大荒河,不禁滿眼懵批!
                
            
            

            
                    
                =????(?口? ????)
                
            
            

            
                    
                甚至一度產生了濃濃的自我懷疑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛才還在老子的金庫里搶的正嗨,這…這就回來睡覺了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                有…有這么快的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                聽到霍普的動靜,山貓劉莽他們也紛紛出了大樓,一臉戒備的看向霍普!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南滿眼慍怒:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???~??)“老子睡個覺,你干嘛過來把我吵醒?不知道我有起床氣的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我一般都是睡到不氣才起床,現在我很生氣,后果很嚴重!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你是挨崩沒夠兒吧你?”
                
                    
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南上來就是劈頭蓋臉一頓數落,都給霍普罵懵了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普急道:(???益??)?“你剛剛搶了老子的金庫,拿走了我所有的寶貝,還把我的河底基地給淹了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “還說我稚嫩,你還有理了?老子…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南翻了個白眼:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??~??*)“你怕是有內個大病吧?一會兒說我睡你老婆,一會兒說我搶你金庫!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “老子在家好好睡覺,什么時候搶你的錢了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你找茬能不能換個靠譜點的理由?想死直說!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                旁邊的劉莽嘴角直抽!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還得是南神吶,那是真能演吶,要不是從一開始我就在了,參與到了你的搶劫計劃里,我還真就信了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                血小板在一旁狂掐自己大腿肉,強忍住不笑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                搶劫把別人搶懵了的,你怕是頭一份兒了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這下就連古呱跟娜扎都懵了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南說自己在家睡覺?不是他搶的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                那剛剛金庫里的那個…
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普怒道:“你看我像是在跟你開玩笑么?搶我的金庫還不承認?老子都親眼撞見了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “剛剛你還罵我來的呢,提起褲子你就不認人了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南無語:“你是說剛剛有個江南去把你金庫搶了,還罵你了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “身份都沒隱藏?然后你來找我,我又不認?老子搶都搶了,還有必要不認么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我有病啊?嘖~懶得跟你解釋,給你三秒鐘,立刻消失在我面前!不然崩死你!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普一個激靈,轉念一想倒也是,都當面搶了,如今對峙卻不認?這不多此一舉么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??ˇ益ˇ?)“你…你是說不是你搶的金庫?是另一個江南搶的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南攤手:?( ?′~?`)?“我從最開始就說了,不知道誰假扮成我的身份,到處惹事兒,給我拉仇恨!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普咬牙:“我不信!除非你給我檢查下異度空間!看看我的寶貝到底…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嗤笑一聲:(¬~¬)“喂喂喂!別搞錯了!你有跟我談條件的資格么你?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “愛踏馬信不信!關我屁事?趕緊滾蛋!星澄!星澄吶?別睡了!出來喝奶啦!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普又是一個哆嗦,剛想說話,就聽見遠山傳來一陣劇烈的爆鳴聲。
                
            
            

            
                    
                空間一陣膨脹,潰縮!
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普驚愕的看著那邊,那邊正是暴徒組織的方向!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自暴徒的怨氣值+777!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                就在這時,有個小弟急匆匆的跑了過來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (°口°?)“大哥!暴徒組織的金庫被神秘人給搶了,跑的可快,影子都沒抓到啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普震驚:“什么?暴徒也被…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南冷笑一聲:“估計又是江南搶的金庫吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普也咽了口唾沫,江南就在自己跟前的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                怎么可能又跑去搶暴徒的金庫?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這…真有人假扮江南搞事,栽贓陷害啊?我老婆也是那個江南睡的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?益°?)“*!究竟是誰扮的你?這擺明了想把老子當槍使,已經兩次了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南心中嘿嘿壞笑,信了!他信了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可還是一副不耐煩的樣子:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (︶~︶*)“你問我,我哪里知道?你看哪家沒受損,哪家收益最大不就知道了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這種事情一般不都是最大受益人有犯罪動機的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普一怔,古呱急道:“老大!就萬象聯盟的金庫沒被搶,而且白天的時候,萬象聯盟最后一個出場!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我記得江南跟他們應該沒啥沖突,可白天的時候森羅還是來了,會不會是他們…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普瞪眼,一拳就錘在了輪椅扶手上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “干!這還用尋思?肯定是萬象聯盟搞的鬼啊!想要借助江南之手,清除競爭對手么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “哪怕不是,那王八蛋也有脫不了的干系啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:( ?????)
                
            
            

            
                    
                無形腦補,最為致命,我可什么都沒說嗷,是你自己猜到的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                劉莽眼角直抽!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這就是玩弄于股掌之中么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                以其人之道,還治其人之身啊,還特喵讓你把錢給掙了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                南神咋就這么會呢?
                
            
            

            
                    
                明明是老子當著你面兒搶的,都實錘了,但老子就讓你認為不是我搶的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這完全可以出一本《筍王兵法》了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普雙眼噴火:(?益??)“踏馬的!老子這就找他們對峙去!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是推著輪椅就要往萬象聯盟那邊走,可剛推出去幾米,不禁身子一僵!
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己這半身不遂的樣子,去了不得被人家欺負死啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是不禁轉望向江南:“既然誤會都解開了,那我…我這病,你看能不能給我治治啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的霍普滿眼希冀!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南淡淡道:( ?° ?? ?°)“倒也能治,一百億!給我一百億就給你治好了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此話一出,血小板劉莽他們都瞪大了眼珠子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                哇靠哇!
                
            
            

            
                    
                搶了人家的金庫還不夠勁兒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                轉頭又要了一百億的醫療費?
                
            
            

            
                    
                我本以為剛剛已經夠筍,沒想到更筍的還在后頭呢啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                你可真刑啊你!
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普差點沒直接嗆死!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (っ °Д °;)っ“啥?一百億?你咋不弄死我呢你?老子金庫都被搶了!我哪兒來這么多錢?我…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南攤手:╮( ??w?? )╭“是江南搶的金庫,跟我江南有什么關系?沒錢你想招兒去啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “金庫被搶,你賬面應該還有不少流水的吧?不想出錢也簡單,那就不治了唄!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普鋼牙緊咬:“能…能不能便宜點,打個折,八十億什么的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南漫不經心道:“便宜點也行,那我就給你換個病!把半身不遂換成中風咋樣?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “雖然左手六右手七,兩條腿畫圈踢,但至少你能擁有快樂!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普滿臉驚恐!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這中風也沒比半身不遂好到哪里去吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                腦海里頓時有畫面兒了嗷!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這病還能換的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “一百億就一百億!給我治好就行啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咧嘴一笑:“這才對嘛!一分錢一分貨!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這自己欠的饑荒不就還上了么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                那搶來的金庫就是老婆本了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                我可真是個小機靈鬼呢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “啊對了!聽說你還搞到了個瑪雅預言石刻?那個我也蠻感興趣的,也要!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普臉一黑:“給給給!反正老子也看不懂!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是江南就地攤布一鋪,讓霍普給自己轉錢,完成了交易,還上欠款!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不愧是荒河會,金庫被搶了,還能拿出一百億,不是一般的有錢啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即讓霍普趴在地攤布上,露出了后腰!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南吐了兩口唾沫,掏出小火罐就要給霍普拔!
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普哆嗦道:( ??﹏?)“你…你又拿這玩意出來干啥?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咧嘴一笑:“當然是給你拔罐?小火罐打進去的,小火罐拔出來!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “只是拔掉病痛的同時,同時也可能失去點其他東西,你做好心里準備嗷!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普愕然:( ??? △ ??)“失去什么?你說清楚啊你?啊哈哈~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                還不等霍普說完,他就舒服的叫出了聲,兩只小火罐已經按在后腰上,開啟了拔除模式!
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普差點沒爽死!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可沒一會兒功夫,小火罐上就多了兩個“腎”字!
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#??益??)“我…我滴腎吶!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己倆腰子怎么就沒了?火罐還能把腰子拔出來的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南安慰道:“別擔心!成功乃失敗他媽!多拔幾次就把病拔出來了,你這腰子…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普咬牙:“我又長出來倆!你繼續!不用管我,趕緊把病給我治好哇!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南愕然,隨即眼睛大亮!
                
            
            

            
                    
                好家伙,這…這還不等自己給沖進去呢,霍普自己就長了倆腰子出來?
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己多賺倆腰子?
                
            
            

            
                    
                一時間江南看著霍普就跟看到了寶藏一樣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                人體器官無限刷新庫?
                
            
            

            
                    
                媽媽!我好像又找到生財之道了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是江南就開始對霍普瘋狂拔起罐來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                什么肝脾肺十二指腸,就連膽都給拔出來十幾顆了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                也不知道霍普是點兒背咋的,就是沒把癱給拔出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                急的江南又是一罐兒下去,蕭爺爺的癱可是牛批病,江南還舍不得給霍普呢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見小火罐上紅芒閃爍!
                
            
            

            
                    
                上面猛的多了個“種”字!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,所有人都倒抽了一口涼氣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南更是一個激靈!
                
            
            

            
                    
                把…把種給拔出來了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                啥是種啊?“是我種下一顆種子,終于長出了果實,今天是個偉大日子~”的種么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普該不會不能生小孩了吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                所以霍普現在是沒種的男人了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (′-﹏-`;)“你…你沒感覺自己少點啥么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普疑惑:(#?????)“這次沒有啊?你到底能不能給我治好了?都踏馬給拔成癩蛤蟆了啊!治不好可得退錢啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                可江南卻懵了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                那這“種”是什么意思?
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自暴徒的怨氣值+1003!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自暴徒…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(*???)“臥槽?”