趣書網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1701章 沒毛病!(加更)

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                江南翻了個白眼,一個大脖溜子甩在劉莽的身上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??~??#)“廢話!當然是正經鳥?給這陽雀脫了毛,說不定它就飛不動了,到時候還不是任人宰割?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說干就干吶!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南滿眼興奮的朝著陽雀所在沖去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而此刻,陽雀,雇傭兵們乃至于肌肉獸團全部朝著森羅跟手鐲薇鯊去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩人的臉算是徹底白了,這下是真活不成了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                瑞婭則是早早的閉上了眼睛,以極寒鎮壓心中怒意,摒除原諒帽對自己的影響!
                
            
            

            
                    
                直奔兩人沖去,手鐲薇絕對不能死的,不然自己身邊就沒薇可用了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                帶著兩人便朝著遠處奔逃而去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而江南則是哈哈大笑,以空間蟲洞作為屏障,開在自己的前后左右,以阻擋熾烤!
                
            
            

            
                    
                讓熱輻射穿過自己所在的這片區域!
                
            
            

            
                    
                愣是憑此法,讓自己達到了靠近白陽的極限!
                
            
            

            
                    
                二話不說,對著陽雀化身的白陽狂甩大力!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “啊哈哈哈!大力出奇跡!我只管甩大力,剩下的就交給奇跡啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一桶桶大力2.0仿佛不要怨氣值一般朝著白陽丟去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                反正剛剛戳發卡薇的時候都賺爆了,可勁兒花啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可想象很美好,現實卻很打臉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見一桶桶大力2.0還沒接近白陽,就直接被高溫蒸發!
                
            
            

            
                    
                化為濃郁的白色蒸汽擴散全場,轉眼的功夫白陽周遭就已經多了陣陣浩渺云氣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一個激靈,連忙琉璃甲加身,360°無死角防護!
                
            
            

            
                    
                甚至吃了顆兔兔藥丸,開啟體內自循環,生怕吸到大力蒸汽!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一直注視著江南的墨甜臉都白了,南神這么警惕準沒好事兒啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                大力的恐怖她是知道的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是連忙靈紗護體,嘟嘴憋氣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?`~′?)
                
            
            

            
                    
                發卡薇則是沒眼看,不禁催道:“喂喂喂!你這真的有用?都沒接觸到陽雀的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “全蒸發了!要不咱們跑吧,他們被陽雀追,咱們逃跑正合適的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而江南卻不干,不禁瞪眼道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???皿??)?“不走!一定是我丟的大力不夠多!老子就不信它能一直維持炎陽形態啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只要它有一秒鐘是暴露在大力蒸汽下的,此雀必沒毛哇!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一時間江南大力丟的更兇了,甚至還把一袋袋的解毒小黃豆丟了出去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還沒靠近陽雀,就被熾熱的高溫烤成了爆米花,一時間天上下起了爆米花雨!
                
            
            

            
                    
                家雀什么的不是最愛吃谷物豆子什么的了么?爆米花一定更愛吃的吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                說不定能給它引誘出來呢?
                
            
            

            
                    
                憋尿能行千里,竄稀寸步難行,戰斗力至少減半啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                不知道江南丟了多少桶大力,此刻的巖山靈墟已經多了一層迷蒙的霧氣了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                被蒸發的大力根本不會消失,只會從一種形態轉換為另一種形態存在啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻正被瑞婭拉著奪命飛逃的森羅跟手鐲薇已經完全暴露在了大力蒸汽下!
                
            
            

            
                    
                轉眼的功夫,兩人身上的所有毛發都脫了個精光,直接變成了鹵蛋頭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                瑞婭一臉驚恐:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ∑(°口°?)“你…你們兩個?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                手鐲薇迷惑:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ??~?? )“我們怎么了?嘶~你的頭…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                瑞婭心中一緊,連忙拿著自己的頭看了起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                欸?好像哪里不對…咳!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見自己腦袋上,那宛如冰絲一般柔順的長發已經完全消失不見,頭頂光滑的宛如倒扣的果凍布丁!
                
            
            

            
                    
                "(o 口 o*)“呀!!!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自瑞婭的怨氣值+1003!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                本色體的公主切發型啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                砍我頭也就算了,頭發你也不放過啊你?
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻就連手鐲薇也跟著驚叫起來,被森羅背著的她赫然發現自己跟他的頭全都禿了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “頭發!我的頭發!江南!我跟你不共戴天啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自薇薇安的怨氣值+1000!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                可森羅卻急了:“都什么時候了,還在乎自己的頭發?禿就禿,命沒了可就什么都沒了啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                眼瞅著陽雀殺過來了,可瑞婭還抱著自己的腦袋黯然神傷!
                
            
            

            
                    
                森羅不禁怒吼:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(#??口??#)?“綠幕遮天!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                剎那間,無窮巨木從腳下生長而出,轉眼的功夫就形成了一片規模浩大的雨林!
                
            
            

            
                    
                枝丫無限延伸之間遮天蔽日,枝繁葉茂,翠綠的樹冠相互交錯,化為厚重的綠幕遮掩蒼穹!
                
            
            

            
                    
                以期擋住白陽的熾烤!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而隨著白陽的接近,推動了大量的白霧向前吹拂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就一瞬間的功夫,浩瀚雨林的樹葉全部掉光,變成了光禿禿的樹林!
                
            
            

            
                    
                落葉都把幾人埋在了里邊…
                
            
            

            
                    
                森羅的表情直接僵住!
                
            
            

            
                    
                =????(??? ????)
                
            
            

            
                    
                這踏馬啥啊這是?就連樹也不放過的么?樹也能禿?
                
            
            

            
                    
                熾熱的高溫下,整片樹林燃起了沖天大火,給幾人埋在落葉里直接燒了起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                瑞婭這才回過神來,拉著兩人跑路!
                
            
            

            
                    
                手鐲薇深吸了口氣,貝齒緊咬:“該死的江南,本薇…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                就聽“哧啦”一聲,上一刻還曲線苗條的手鐲薇身上的衣服頓時炸裂,變成了三米來高的金剛芭比!
                
            
            

            
                    
                帝王綠翡翠手鐲都給撐爆了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                手鐲薇瞪大了眼睛,頓時驚叫一聲,渾身閃爍起來耀眼雷光,以遮擋自己!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自薇薇安…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                森羅聽到手鐲薇的尖叫,就要回頭查看:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(???;)?“怎么了?你…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                可還不等回頭,就見手鐲薇抬起巴掌,一把拍在森羅的臉上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??ε??(#)?(??益.???)
                
            
            

            
                    
                “別看啊!跑你的就得了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “啪”的一聲,森羅半張臉都腫了起來,14顆牙被當場拍的從嘴里飛了出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                森羅:(;′??3??(#)???
                
            
            

            
                    
                還不等他問清楚是怎么回事兒,就聽其怒吼一聲,渾身肌肉爆棚,同樣進化為肌肉猛男,瞬間爆衣,頭頂綻放出耀眼光芒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自森羅…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                手鐲薇被刺的直淌眼淚:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?)*益.*(ヾ)“眼睛!我的眼睛吶!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                不光是他倆變了,那些雇傭兵由于暴露在大力蒸汽下,也紛紛得了沒毛病,頭頂發光!
                
            
            

            
                    
                在一聲聲怒吼聲中變成了魔鬼筋肉人!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “臥槽哇!整死他倆啊,要不是他們,咱們頭發會被那破陽雀烤沒?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                而肌肉獸團那邊更是撒了歡,大力蒸汽紛紛隨著呼吸被吸收!
                
            
            

            
                    
                原本就是肌肉怪獸,如今在大力2.0的荼毒下,一個個都壯了三圈兒,跟個小牛犢子似的,變成了移動光源!
                
            
            

            
                    
                直感覺身體里有無窮的力量,戰斗力猛增!
                
            
            

            
                    
                肌肉巨獸興奮的錘胸怒吼:“呀吼!這…這簡直就是我的生命源泉啊這?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “啊啊啊~這澎湃的力量簡直讓我陶醉,讓我流淚!弄死他們啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻場中的一幕簡直沒眼看了,魔鬼筋肉人大軍可還行?
                
            
            

            
                    
                關鍵還都不帶絲毫身外之物,衣服全給撐爆了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南一手拿著電焊帽,四處觀察戰場上的動態,時不時發出陣陣驚嘆!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的劉莽也沒能幸免,變成了肌肉壯漢,只不過他跟別人不一樣,他頭頂冒出來的是黑光!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而他已經在吐黑沫子了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不因其他,只因在黑蒜的感應下,戰場上的一切都清晰的映襯在腦海里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                全是狂奔的魔鬼筋肉人,該看到,不該看的,他全感應到了啊,想不看都不行!
                
            
            

            
                    
                眼睛都快被辣瞎了,當雷達的快樂他是一絲一毫都沒感受到啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這得看多少衣衫襤褸的小姐姐才能補回來啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而此刻的劉莽卻是死死的盯著墨甜,滿眼期待!
                
            
            

            
                    
                墨甜翻了個白眼,所以你在期待些什么奇奇怪怪的事情?
                
            
            

            
                    
                我沒喘氣,不會變的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                而此刻,發卡薇跟科基都是一臉幽怨的看著江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?~.??)(′-?-`#)
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩人同樣中招了,發卡薇由于帶著頭盔,所以并不明顯,但也變成了肌肉芭比!
                
            
            

            
                    
                渾身鋼制鎧甲,防護的嚴嚴實實!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的科基已經在哭了,他感覺自己公主抱著的根本不是女神,而是一尊鋼力士啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                好好的氣氛全被破壞了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而科基自己也變成了像是無毛貓一樣的無毛柯基!丑哭了都!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南則是因為完善的防護而幸免于難,似是察覺到了兩人的目光,回頭干笑一聲:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬?¬?)“都…都這么看著我干嘛?難道我沒有提醒過你們做好防護的嘛?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “甜甜學姐做的就很好嘛!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自薇薇安/科基/劉莽…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見劉莽黑著臉,低頭瞅了一眼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我現在能確定,你要給脫毛的鳥不是什么正經鳥了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                把在場的人,有一個算一個全給整成了沒毛病,就特喵陽雀還是好好的啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                發卡薇哀求道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (*?????)“聽我一句勸!南神!南爸爸!咱們跑吧!別搞了!我受不鳥了啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                而就在這時,卻見瑞婭徹底發狂,竟然不顧玻色粒子被泯滅的風險,一頭扎進了白陽之中!
                
            
            

            
                    
                沒一會兒功夫,白陽就變得暗淡至極!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而瑞婭則是滿臉暴怒的沖了出來,頭頂血角猩紅!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “江南!你砍我頭也就算了!砍我頭發就是不行!我要你命!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “炎陽!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一瞬間,無與倫比的熾烈火焰從瑞婭身上迸發!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自瑞婭的怨氣值+1003!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                顯然她冒著風險把陽雀給吸了啊,是真急眼了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南額頭暴汗,頭發沒了才是重點的么?頭發比頭還重要的?