趣書網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1814章 對!前門樓子!啥?胯部軸子?

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                看著王剛用舌頭把俯臥撐做出了幻影!
                
            
            

            
                    
                原本平滑的舌頭上肌肉都棱角分明,江南頭皮發麻!
                
            
            

            
                    
                你這還真是不放過絲毫身上的每一寸肌肉啊你?
                
            
            

            
                    
                眼看著自己被王剛秀到,江南哪里肯干?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??益??)“咱倆這么練屬實是沒有激情,不如順勢磨煉下格斗技巧如何?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王剛一聽當時就來了勁頭子,能跟南神一起練習格斗技?
                
            
            

            
                    
                我做夢都想的好么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??┏???┓??)“歐殼!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是舌頭一用力,直接把自己的身體彈了起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南也是不客氣,直接沖上去跟王剛赤身肉搏!
                
            
            

            
                    
                拳頭的撞擊聲,沉悶的爆響不絕于耳!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南驚訝的發現,王剛的格斗技同樣不賴,而且同樣修煉有靈肌玉骨!
                
            
            

            
                    
                當初江南可是把自己的靈術全都放進教科書里的,顯然王剛也沒落下靈術的修行!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不過跟江南的格斗技比,還是差了不不少!
                
            
            

            
                    
                汗水在潑灑,肌肉在跳動!
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻瞪大了眼睛:
                
            
            

            
                    
                _(???﹃ ????∠)_“啊~超嘛布西~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                而米拉跟嵐卻在一旁目不轉睛的盯著,這…這也沒有我們想看的畫面啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                另一邊,華夏銀城戰場,夏瑤她們剛跟著大部隊完成了對于銀城的靈獸清理!
                
            
            

            
                    
                并且清理了附近所有的靈墟,已經有工兵班的依靠長城建設城市堡壘了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                渾身香汗的夏瑤終于得了閑,擦了擦臉上的血點子。
                
            
            

            
                    
                長舒了一口氣,于是左右看了看,偷偷的閃身到一塊石頭后面!
                
            
            

            
                    
                使用七彩蝸牛殼吊墜直接打給了嵐跟米拉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (o? ? ??)?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “小南怎么樣?有木有被小粉毛占便宜拿下?收到請回復!歐沃~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                正在門口光明正大偷看的米拉跟嵐,看著閃爍的七彩蝸牛殼,頓時眼睛大亮!
                
            
            

            
                    
                瑤瑤姐傳來消息了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                目光不禁落向訓練室!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南此刻騎在王剛的脖頸上,重骨全開,哈哈大笑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??益??)“你還行不行?不行就別逞能!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王剛扛著江南瘋狂蹲起,怒吼著:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?◣┏д┓◢)“南人不能說不行,看我連續一萬次不停!嘿哈嘿哈~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤隱隱聽到傳回來的聲音,滿臉迷惑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ??~?? )什么鬼?
                
            
            

            
                    
                就見嵐滿臉猶豫:
                
            
            

            
                    
                門|??~??)“這也沒出什么事,不好跟瑤瑤姐報告的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                米拉神色嚴肅:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??~??|門“別忘了,咱倆可是收了賄賂的,要是不報告點什么,豈不是讓瑤瑤姐以為咱們兩個拿了棒棒糖不辦事?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “下次可能就沒這么多棒棒糖了,多少說一說,報告下情況!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                嵐猛的一驚,以后可能沒糖吃了?這哪里能行?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是連忙對著蝸牛殼報告起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                門|?????)“江南哥哥正在跟王剛叔叔打架,打的可激烈了!歐沃~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                米拉:(?????|門“啊對對對~江南哥在王剛叔的上面!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤當場就懵了,晴天一個大雷劈在了她的腦瓜銀子上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??? 3 ??)噗哇~
                
            
            

            
                    
                這這這…
                
            
            

            
                    
                她的腦海里頓時腦補出一副畫面,差點沒直接死機!
                
            
            

            
                    
                喂喂喂!你都在給小孩子看些什么東西啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一幕真的是米拉跟嵐能看的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                小南果然出大問題了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                之前是跟霸氣無雙的武神機,如今又跟肌肉猛男王剛?
                
            
            

            
                    
                小南這究竟是遭受了什么打擊,癖好變的也太快了一點吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                怪不得非要帶王剛去,原來是打著這個主意的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                原本自己還擔心被小粉毛給拐跑了,結果打死她都沒想到,王剛才是那個最大的競爭者么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???﹏??)?“快快快!你倆別看了,這一幕不是你倆能看的哇!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                嵐歪頭:( ??~?? #)“為啥不能看?我感覺是可以從中學習到知識的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤:(|||??3??)噗~
                
            
            

            
                    
                你倆學錯了啊你,這知識不對,學會了也用不上的啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                米拉:(? ???????)?“哦豁?換班了!現在位置調換了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤瞪大了眼睛,背靠著石頭無力的滑倒在地!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??ˇ?ˇ??????)
                
            
            

            
                    
                天…天吶嚕!
                
            
            

            
                    
                位置調換了?我滴媽!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這咋…
                
            
            

            
                    
                啊~我的腦袋哇,不要再腦補了,回不來了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤急道:(*?﹏?)“那小粉毛呢?她干什么去了?她白給的啊?怎么還能讓王剛給搶了去?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                嵐撓頭:?( ??~??)“千本櫻么?她在一邊看著呢啊?都流口水了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤:我裂開!
                
            
            

            
                    
                她竟然在一旁看著?還流口水?千本櫻的靈魂也是腐爛的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩情若是長久時,又豈在公公母母?
                
            
            

            
                    
                急的夏瑤連忙給千本櫻打了蝸牛通訊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ??口??)?“喂喂喂?你在干嘛啊你?怎么能看著小南跟王剛在一起?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “競爭力呢?進取心呢?那倆橙子白長的是么?去給我把小南給搶回來聽到沒?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “不能讓小南在這條不歸路上越走越遠吶!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻:?(·?????)???
                
            
            

            
                    
                是夏瑤?她都在說些什么鬼東西?讓我把江南搶過來?
                
            
            

            
                    
                轉眼就見江南扛著王剛瘋狂蹲起,不禁額頭暴汗!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬﹏¬?)“不不不~噠咩~我扛不住的啊我!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤瞪眼:“相信自己,你扛得住!別給咱們女孩子丟臉!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻咽了口唾沫,不知道為啥,怎么突然就燃起來了的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (°~°〃)?“那…那我努力?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤還要再叮囑兩句,可那邊鐘映雪已經在叫了,馬上又要開始下一波行動了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤只能一路小跑的沖了過去,滿臉憂心!
                
            
            

            
                    
                小粉毛加油啊你,一定要把小南給掰回來啊,被千本櫻得逞,也比被王剛橫刀奪愛強啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                果然,適當增肌吸引異性,過度增肌吸引同性吶!
                
            
            

            
                    
                她們根本不知道,一邊聊的是前門樓子,一邊聊的是胯部軸子,就根本沒在一條線上過啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南這邊訓練的正嗨,就連武神機也忍不住跑進了訓練室里湊熱鬧的做起了蹲起!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?益??)“你來練個屁啊?你能把自己的機動裝置力氣練大,能把輸出功率練升上去是咋的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “只會增加機械磨損,過度消耗動力爐能源,去去去,一邊兒去!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這果然是個人工智障來的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                愛醬歪頭:?( ??~?? )?“不是,我就是來通報主人一下,檢測到次元生物靠近,是否開啟能量炮防御?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一聽,當時就把王剛丟一邊不練了,眼睛锃亮!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?﹃?)“哪兒呢?哪兒呢?別給嚇跑了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間火急火燎的朝著駕駛室跑去,等到眾人趕過去的時候,就見江南一個瞬移已經消失不見了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                王剛愕然:“南神干啥去了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻滿眼驚駭:
                
            
            

            
                    
                "(o 口 o*)“這…這貨直接瞬移進次元夾縫里了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                國服第一莽子說的就是你吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                怎么聽說有次元生物,就跟見了金山銀山似的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                不多時,隱約間見到無邊的黑暗中有血紅色的光芒亮起,超大的裂空鋸刃接連衍生而出!
                
            
            

            
                    
                如山峰一般大小的巨石朝著這邊砸擊過來,狠狠的轟在能量護罩上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                整艘穿越梭都跟著震動起來,眾人的心都跟著提到了嗓子眼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                屁大會兒功夫過去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南一個標記瞬移,突兀的出現在了王剛身邊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一身天橙寶鋼甲上盡染鮮紅,臉上也被濺了不少的血點子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                懷里抱著三十幾顆大小不一的次元靈珠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                滿眼嫌棄:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (乛益乛?)“嘖~還以為撞見什么寶了,空間黑翼,空間擠壓,空間旋轉?嘔~這什么爛技能?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “嵐?有沒有你相中的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                嵐撓著頭:“沒有很適合我的欸?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻一臉快要瘋掉的表情,我特喵一個都混不到!
                
            
            

            
                    
                結果你屁大會兒功夫,就搞來這么多?
                
            
            

            
                    
                還嫌棄到嘔吐?根本不想要?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見千本櫻一個瞬移沖到江南跟前,一把摟住他的手臂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)“我給你打工,你把你不想要的次元珠給我好不好?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南無語:(?_? )“不是吧?這破爛玩意你有啥可要的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻急道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)?“這哪里是破爛?這是寶貝來的啊?求求惹~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                見千本櫻都撒上嬌了,沒辦法的江南只能道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (︶~︶#)“行吧行吧,那你給我打工,一個月給你10顆靈珠咋樣?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                ∑( ̄□ ̄;)“啥?才十顆?你這么一會兒就搞來三十幾顆欸~再說我是星耀級的大高手,打工費哪里有這么便宜?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “不行不行!至少再加個零!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南張大了嘴巴:
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ(っ °Д °;)っ“真的?加個零就行了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻甜甜一笑,不住的點頭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)“江老板最好了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南撓頭:“像是你這么奇怪的要求我還是第一次見,那就滿足你的愿望,加個零好了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “10個月給你10顆,吶~這是三年份的工資,收好了嗷!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說著把懷里的次元珠都塞進了千本櫻的懷里,自顧自的朝著訓練室走去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻:=????(?_? ????)???
                
            
            

            
                    
                我就這么把自己賣了三年?
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自千本櫻的怨氣值+777!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                “喂喂喂!誰說要在前面加零了,要加在后面的啊!剛剛的不算!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你回來!”