趣書網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1906章 天線三兄弟

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                老子吭哧半天,一句完整的話都沒說出來啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                都快憋死了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南氣極:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?︶~︶)“跟著我們,不把你交上去也不是不可以!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??へ ???)“但…不許再搶答!不許再跳過對話!給我好好聽完問題再回答啊喂!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “不然老子直接就把你打包送回天啟族去,辣手摧花什么的,我江狠辣最在行了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這特喵跟刷網游任務,瘋狂跳過npc的對話有什么區別啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                你有沒有考慮過npc的感受啊你?
                
            
            

            
                    
                以后老子玩游戲,再也不跳過對話了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                npc也很可憐的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭不住的點頭敷衍道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (*? ? ?)“行行行,就知道你會這么說!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南瞪眼,呦呵?你還來?
                
            
            

            
                    
                看來不治治她,還真不知道誰是大小王了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這以后還不得反了天了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南眉頭一挑:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)“你真覺得神明的耳語就能預知一切了?未來盡在掌握之中?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭小腰一叉,得意道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (*? .? ?)“當然?萬事萬物皆由原子聚合而成,只要推演出其運行軌跡,就能看到未來!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “不過是一堆數據罷了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咧嘴一笑,緩緩抬起了手,停在了奧莉維婭的額頭前,手指微曲!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ?° ?? ?°)?“那就用你的能力看一下,我下一秒到底會不會彈你這個腦瓜崩!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭神情一怔,眼中藍光綻放,額頭冒出了一滴冷汗,頓感壓力山大!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這…這不好算啊這?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南會根據自己的回答而改變未來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的奧莉維婭瘋狂推算!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???~??)“不…不會?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “砰!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南的手指以曲速彈了出去,直接創在了奧莉維婭的額頭上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨著其一聲慘叫,她的身體像是斷了線的風箏一樣被旋轉著彈飛了出去,甚至撞碎了好幾塊碎石!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南吹了下冒白煙的手指!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????)“呵~你怕是不知道我曲速腦瓜崩的厲害!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “神明的耳語!不過如此,還不是預測錯了?一點都不準!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這還是江南手下留情了,不然直接彈爆頭啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                捂著額頭爬起來的奧莉維婭滿臉不服,額頭上腫起了個大紅包!
                
            
            

            
                    
                大眼中滿是倔強的沖了回來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??~?)“我還就不信了!再來!沒有我看不到的未來!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嘴角勾起一抹弧度,手指再抬!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?? .? ?)?“不服是吧?那好!會還是不會!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭神情凝重,精神全集中,死死的盯著江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????~??)?
                
            
            

            
                    
                上次說不會,自己就被彈了,他擺明著是跟自己作對!
                
            
            

            
                    
                非得證明自己神明的耳語不行?
                
            
            

            
                    
                那這次我就反著來啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???口??)?“會!會彈!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “砰!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                又是一聲清脆的響聲夾雜著慘叫,奧莉維婭再次被彈飛出去,比上次飛的還遠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                她被彈的眼淚在眼圈,一臉的氣急敗壞:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#??﹏??)“你怎么…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南吹了吹冒白煙的手指:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ?° ?? ?°)?“準!不愧是神明的耳語!就是準!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “啊啦啦~被你預測到了,厲害厲害!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭揉著額頭上的兩個大紅包,氣的直跺腳!
                
            
            

            
                    
                他就是想彈我腦瓜崩啊他!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可惡!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自奧莉維婭的怨氣值+777!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一臉壞笑:( ?? .? ?? )“某個頭角崢嶸的天才美少女,人長的倒是好看,可就是腦子不怎么靈光呢~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭貝齒緊咬:“你…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南半睜著眼睛:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬~¬)“只是告訴你,不要小看未來!如果你真能斷定未來如何!一定會發生什么!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “也就不會被家族背叛,騙到次元戰場被抓起來裝到箱子里了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭一怔,隨即神情一黯,低著頭揉著紅包不說話!
                
            
            

            
                    
                現在她真的感覺有點委屈了。
                
            
            

            
                    
                回去就是死,被當成容器,星空之大,卻沒有自己的容身之所!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不再是那個明日之星,走到哪兒都被捧著的家族驕傲了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                想跟這個變態天使混,還被彈了腦瓜崩…
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南揉了揉鼻子:( ?° ? ?°)“咳咳…記得我剛才說…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭:(??????)“嗯!不跳過對話,等你說完我再說!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南瞪眼,隨即又抬起手指!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (乛~乛?)?“嗯?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                還搶答?
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭被嚇的一縮脖,當即在嘴巴上畫了個叉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                o(′? ? ?`)o
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南這才滿意的點了點頭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                愛醬一臉欣慰的看著江南,主人這調教的能力又有所長進呢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                莫莫則是揪著一只天線寶寶的天線!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “南神,這些星盜怎么處理?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南的目光直接掃射了過去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見一只紅色的天線寶寶哆嗦不停,體型富態,胸前紋著一只惡鬼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                連低頭道:(?﹏?|||)“大哥大哥求放過!你要問啥我都說!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                瑪卡嘟啦捂著竄血的腦袋,鋼牙緊咬:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(*??益??)?“大哥!不能說啊!咱們天線一族不能這點骨氣都沒有哇!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “忘記咱們跑出來落草為寇的初衷了么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                胖紅大哥瞪眼:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (`⌒′メ)“3D!閉嘴!命沒了可就什么都沒了!唔西吧唧,你勸勸老三!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                另一只紫色的瘦高天線寶寶勸道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( 。?︿?):“3D!聽大哥的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                其胸前紋著一只吊睛猛虎!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嘴角直抽,好家伙,左青龍,右白虎,中間一個…惡鬼?
                
            
            

            
                    
                你們仨這是組合出來當星盜了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南淡淡道:“你們不是奴種的么?怎么還出來當星盜了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                瑪卡嘟啦氣極:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???皿??)?“奴種過的簡直不是人日子啊!被萬族隨意買賣,妻離子散!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “被賣給容貌兇惡的種族當抱枕,賣給蟲族當育蟲幼師,還被當成通訊娃娃!玩偶售賣收藏!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說到這里,一旁的唔西吧唧也一臉氣憤!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (艸皿艸?)“最可惡的是拉我們去拍視頻短片,放給小孩子看,逗小孩玩!我們招誰惹誰了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “不就是長的可愛了一點么?這只是表象,萬族根本不知道我天線一族有多兇惡!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “要不是日子沒法過了,也不會出來做這刀口舔血的生意!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “哎~你這個天使不要再揉我的肚子了,很不禮貌知道么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一旁的星澄戀戀不舍的把手從唔西吧唧的肚子上拿開,然后一口咬在了它的天線上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                唔西吧唧:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(;′??口??`)?“啊~住口!住口啊你!你還是揉肚子好了!不要咬我的天線啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南則是瞪大了眼睛,嘶~拉天線寶寶們去拍視頻短片?
                
            
            

            
                    
                臥槽臥槽!那是紀錄片不是動畫片啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                可江南還是故作鎮定,望向胖紅老大!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??ˇ?ˇ??:)“老二唔西吧唧,老三瑪卡嘟啦!你是老大,還這么胖,名字一定叫胖不啦嘰了吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                天線老大:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?? ﹏ ??)“不不不!我不叫胖不啦嘰!我叫…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:( ?° _ ?°)?“你現在就叫這個了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                胖不啦嘰:…
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??? )“是!我是胖不啦嘰!您高興就好!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自胖不啦嘰的怨氣值+1000!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南眸光流轉:“問你們個事,你們天線族里,有沒有發現時常失蹤族人,然后被人扒了皮做成衣服的情況發生?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此話一出,天線三兄弟頓時一個激靈!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ∑(°口°?)“什么?星空萬族就算再殘忍,也沒到這個份上吧?沒聽說過有這種事情發生的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我本以為被當抱枕,被當玩具就已經很殘忍了!這得多魔鬼的人才能干出這種事情來啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南眉頭緊皺:“沒有么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                那天線寶寶衣到底是哪里來的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                唔西吧唧打了個激靈:“我們這么可愛!扒皮做衣服?這咋能下得去手啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(¬_¬)
                
            
            

            
                    
                喂喂喂,某人剛才還說自己很兇惡的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                胖不啦嘰咽了口唾沫:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??w?? ?)“該問的您都問了,您看是不是把我們給放了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “放心!今天的事我們絕對會爛在肚子里,一個字也不會說出去的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南瞇眼:“哦?放過你們?之前玩兒隱身偷襲的時候,可挺狂的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “想要放過你們也可以,總得展現出應該有的價值才行吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “嗯哼?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間露出了自己的源芯手鐲!
                
            
            

            
                    
                天線寶寶們哪里不知道什么意思?紛紛前來上供,把自己的星源點全都劃給江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                胖不啦嘰捂臉,終日打雁,如今卻叫雁啄了眼么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                沒想到當星盜也會被打劫啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一旁的奧莉維婭也不敢說話!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這變態天使是在打劫星盜么?就離譜!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南撇嘴:(¬?¬)“就這就這?光這點還不夠我塞牙縫的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                胖不啦嘰:( ̄??  )“那您…您牙縫子還挺大的…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即小手一伸,胖不啦嘰頭頂當即鮮血狂竄,天線都讓江南給薅下來了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                疼的他原地直蹦!
                
            
            

            
                    
                唔西吧唧連忙道:“天使大人!別!別動手!我們還有!我們老巢還有不少攢下來的寶貝!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “您…您要是覺得還不夠的話,亂星海這一帶我們很熟,各大星盜團伙的老巢我們都一清二楚!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “一個個都是上了通緝榜的江洋大盜!賞金極其誘人,且多年搶劫,手上堆積了大量的財富!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “憑您的本事,收拾他們簡直不要太輕松,這就是撿錢的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南猛的一怔,兩只眼睛變得比燈泡還亮!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)“哦豁?撿錢?快與我細細說來!”