趣書網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1933章 閱讀理解滿分的口香糖?

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                溫格廢了老大的勁兒才把自己從天花板上拔下來,站在原地面紅如血!
                
            
            

            
                    
                怎么可能!自己怎么可能當眾崩屁?
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛剛那股突如其來的狂氣太過兇猛,根本把持不住,甚至連重新排列原子結構都來不及!
                
            
            

            
                    
                我堂堂溫家掌權人,怎能做出如此粗鄙之事來啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,餐廳里的住客都快憋瘋了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (′?ж?)σ “噗噗噗~行星毀滅者也是人啊?也會放屁的么?不光放屁,勁兒還這么大?凳子招誰惹誰了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (′-﹏-`;)“溫格這人沒法處,有屁他是真崩啊?大家都還吃飯呢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (o'w'o)“鵝盒~我可是用精靈相機錄下來了,回頭就傳給我親朋好友觀看!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連一旁的幼露露跟莎耶也憋的難受,肩膀一抖一抖的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                畢竟這屁可太給力了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自溫格的怨氣值+1008!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉薇婭也是不可置信的看著這一幕,這…這么準的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵逮到機會,連忙嘲諷:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)“他說!你還真放啊你?要不要這么配合?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(???????‵)“解毒劑喝多了吧?這么包屈的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                溫格牙都快咬碎了,崩開襠的褲子直接原子重組!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?益°?)“我放屁怎么了?你們沒放過屁么?老子愿意!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說到這里,溫格的臉上也滿是驚疑不定,剛剛江南說完,自己就真的崩了屁!
                
            
            

            
                    
                到底什么情況?巧合?還是…
                
            
            

            
                    
                囚鳥捂著鼻子,嘴角直抽:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??(??? ? ?? ?)??“溫格兄好氣勢,只是我這凳子地板水晶吊燈…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                溫格黑著臉:“差不了你的就是!原子重組!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                大手一揮之間,被炸碎的凳子地板,還有吊燈全部都恢復原狀!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這技能簡直不要太方便!
                
            
            

            
                    
                沒好氣的溫格一屁股坐在凳子上,又喝了兩口解毒劑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                見莎耶跟幼露露還在笑,溫格直接瞪了過去,你們以為老子面臨這種境地是因為誰啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                還有臉笑?
                
            
            

            
                    
                幼露露一縮脖,當即拍桌瞪向江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?`口′?)“別太猖狂!沒什么用!希爾德工會的面子不是你能打的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                你根本不知道我幼露露的厲害,這也就是在諾亞莊園!否則本姑娘分分鐘打爆你!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南拍著小心臟,一臉怕怕的表情!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??? .? ??)“哎呦呦~你可真是兇爆了呢,簡直都要嚇嘶~…嚇笑我了呢~啊哈哈!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                呼~差點當場暴斃啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                話剛說完,只見幼露露的表情猛的一僵,連忙低頭看向自己的胸口!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??口??)
                
            
            

            
                    
                下一刻!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只聽“砰!”的一聲,幼露露寬廣的胸懷直接炸開!
                
            
            

            
                    
                場面異常驚悚,爆炸的威力把桌子都炸碎了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                碗碟碎的到處都是,粉紅色的半透明果凍朝著四面八方飛散!
                
            
            

            
                    
                崩了江南一身…
                
            
            

            
                    
                餐廳宛如死一般的寂靜,所有人都一臉驚恐的看著幼露露的胸口!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?━=????(??? ????)?(?'口'? ?)?
                
            
            

            
                    
                哇靠!這…這玩意能爆炸的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??o·(?????)?o·?“呀!!!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                幼露露的驚叫聲響徹整片餐廳,其面色血紅!
                
            
            

            
                    
                捂著胸口倒退兩步,一臉驚恐的瞪著江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??﹏?)?“你你你…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南也傻眼了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ( ° △ °|||)臥槽?
                
            
            

            
                    
                我不是這個意思啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                是兇爆了!兇狠的兇!不是其他的兇啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                要不要這么狠的啊?還真炸啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                崩了自己一臉?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是江南下意識的伸出舌頭舔了舔嘴角沾著的果凍!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ??~?? ?)嗯?這味道跟小布丁的味道怎么有點像呢?
                
            
            

            
                    
                幼露露:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                你讓我兇爆了也就算了,你特喵還吃?
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自幼露露的怨氣值+1008!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自幼露露…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                身軀涌動之間,她又變出了個來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻夜淵跟奧莉維婭都滿眼愕然的看向江南的嘴巴!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一次的話可能還是巧合,這兩次都中了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                絕對不會是巧合的啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                溫格跟莎耶的面色煞白!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??(|||?﹏?)??“怎么回事?你…你那玩意還能爆炸的?露姆族有這種技能的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                幼露露紅著臉:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?)`﹏′(ヾ)“呸!我們怎么可能會有這么奇怪的技能?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我用身體儲存了之前那恒星動力爐爆炸所產生的能量,剛剛不知道怎么回事,那里儲存的能量突然暴動了,就…就…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                溫格面色陰沉,到底怎么回事?江南說了,她就真爆了?剛剛自己也是!
                
            
            

            
                    
                言…言出法隨么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這怎么可能!
                
            
            

            
                    
                囚鳥也被兇爆炸懵了,隨即黑著臉道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??(??? ? ?? ?)??“這位住客,還請不要隨身攜帶大規模殺傷類武器,很危險的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                幼露露氣極:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?`~′?)“什么叫大規模殺傷類武器?我這是自帶的?不讓我帶?我拆下來放家里么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “好好好!我不帶!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見其身體一陣變幻,轉眼就從胸懷寬廣的女人,變成了心胸狹隘的女人!
                
            
            

            
                    
                本姑娘沒有了,總不能再爆了吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                溫格起身怒道:“這還不算動手么?你應該把江南驅逐出去!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “他說幼露露兇爆了,她就兇爆了,這分明是人身攻擊!他壞了規矩!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                囚鳥的目光轉向江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南攤手:╮( ??w?? )╭”欸~我沒動手吧?我江君子向來君子動口不動手的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                囚鳥認真道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??(?? ? ??)??“他沒動手!不算壞了規矩!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                溫格氣極:(?°?益°?)“怎么就不算?你這是包庇罪犯!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                莎耶死死的盯著江南,直感覺渾身汗毛都炸起來了,他要是說自己兇爆了,那自己會不會也…
                
            
            

            
                    
                “不可以!我感覺我的人身安全受到了威脅,我作為住客,你應該保護我的安全才對!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我申請把江南驅逐出諾亞莊園!他就是危險源!你這樣是對所有住客的不負責!是…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南翻了個白眼:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???~??)“你可拉屁倒吧!你瞅瞅你那個批樣吧?還威脅你的安全?誰看得上你似的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話剛說完,莎耶的表情就直接僵住,座下陡然傳來一陣悠長的小號聲~
                
            
            

            
                    
                顯然,她并不會放消音屁!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的莎耶顯然成為了所有人的焦點!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這也就算了,莎耶的手竟控制不住的朝著自己的源質戰甲伸去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                頭也緩緩的低了下來,大眼中滿是驚恐!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??(?? ﹏ ??)??“不不不!我不要!這里還有人的啊?我…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而她根本控制不住心中的這股沖動,現在離開去房間也已經來不及了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見莎耶尖叫一聲,猛的撐開自己的翅膀,把自己包裹的嚴嚴實實!
                
            
            

            
                    
                遮擋住所有人的視線!
                
            
            

            
                    
                三秒鐘后,翅膀再次打開!
                
            
            

            
                    
                莎耶就宛如一尊石像坐在凳子上,小號聲依舊悠長,臉甚至變得比囚鳥這個血天使還紅!
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己竟然在餐廳里,做出如此下飯的操作?啊啊啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                幼露露咽了口唾沫,一臉驚恐!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?﹏?。)
                
            
            

            
                    
                她…她剛剛不會已經看過了吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嘴角直抽!
                
            
            

            
                    
                臥槽!在這種事情上,言靈口香糖總是出乎意料的靈啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                溫格拍桌:“你看!鐵證如山!還不立刻驅逐江南?剛剛江南說莎耶拉屁倒,她就拉屁倒!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “說她瞅瞅你那個批樣吧,她就瞅…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話還沒說完,莎耶就急了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??(??益??)??“溫格!你給我閉嘴!我沒有!我剛剛根本就沒有!我只是展開了一下翅膀而已!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                老娘不要面子的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                溫格的嘴巴屬棉褲腰的么?怎么什么都往出說?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南攤手:?( ?′??`)?“你看?她自己都說了,她沒有!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “她所有的行為都是憑她個人意志進行的!跟我有什么關系?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                溫格瞪眼:“你放屁!你肯定會言出法隨,否則怎么能說什么中什么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “囚鳥!這你不管管?這不是攻擊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                囚鳥黑著臉,哪怕是他也看出問題了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??(¬_¬)??“江南!到底怎么回事?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南隨意吹了個泡泡:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???3??)?“都說了,跟我沒關系,我很守規矩的吧?沒動手吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “規矩里也沒說不讓說話的吧?有能耐他們也可以說啊?隨便說!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “囚鳥大哥?沒毛病吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                囚鳥翻了個白眼,剛要說話,可他的身子就一個激靈!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見他一頭殷紅的長發,眉毛睫毛汗毛腿毛各種毛!
                
            
            

            
                    
                甚至包括血色翅膀上的羽毛,同一時間脫落…
                
            
            

            
                    
                那可真是一地雞毛哇!
                
            
            

            
                    
                轉眼囚鳥就感覺身上一陣涼爽,原本帥氣的羽翼禿成了雞翅膀,血色禿瓢反著光…
                
            
            

            
                    
                直接就變成沒毛病的血天使了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                整個人都僵在了原地!
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭:(′?ж?)σ 噗~
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南額頭暴汗:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??w?? ?)“我真不是故意的,我沒那個意思啊我,沒毛病是語氣助詞,并不是形容詞,特指一種病的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                不要在這種奇奇怪怪的地方如此靈啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                言靈口香糖的閱讀理解也是滿分的吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自囚鳥的怨氣值+1009!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自囚鳥…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見囚鳥臉都黑了,若不是諾亞大人交代過要特殊照顧!
                
            
            

            
                    
                老子特喵拎著他脖領子就給丟出去啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                給我整沒毛病了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這他萊萊的到底什么能力?
                
            
            

            
                    
                乁(?益??)ㄏ“你踏馬可憋說話了,閉嘴吧!工藤!看著點!誰動手就把誰當肥料吃掉!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間怒氣沖沖的走出了餐廳,掙點錢我容易么我?
                
            
            

            
                    
                而江南的臉上則是露出了魔鬼一般的笑容,看向莎耶!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????‵)“你們走不走?不走的話,我可就…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                莎耶捂著翅膀跟頭發一臉驚恐,都快嚇哭了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??(′?口?)??“不不不…我不要沒毛病!我有毛病!有毛病還不行么?”