趣書網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1943章 渣南本南

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                回想起剛剛的一夢了無痕,雖然江南黑著臉看不出來,但臉上的殷紅還未曾褪去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                那可真的是太刺激了啊,得趕緊用靈魂拓印記下來才行,別再忘了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                等閑來無事之時再拿出來回味,不知道以后有沒有機會實現一下,鵝盒~
                
            
            

            
                    
                不過這魅族著實有、東西,差點讓老子出了丑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                魅惑么?這跟跳跳糖的作用有點像啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                天線一族,露姆族,再加上如今的魅族,要說獎品跟這些種族沒關系,江南打死都不信啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可惜系統寶貝愣是不透露半點!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [(????? ? ??)~????]
                
            
            

            
                    
                但這不是江南現在要考慮的問題,反正是奔著黑標大會去的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                既然是在黑街,跟身為一把手的月貍打好關系準沒錯的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不過那個夢,反倒是讓江南有些想雪雪她們了…
                
            
            

            
                    
                也不知道大狼滅米拉她們在家怎么樣了,自己一人在這距離藍星無盡遙遠的千星之城中,相隔不知道多少光年!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不想家是假的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南拄著腮幫嘆了口氣,一臉憂郁!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ∠(??? ? ??)“欸~想了~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間小手不自覺的把玩著脖頸間的狼牙吊墜!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一聲嘆,又引發場中陣陣尖叫!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連囚鳥也抹著鼻血一臉的不可置信!
                
            
            

            
                    
                那個無論對誰都不會動心月貍大人,竟然主動邀請江南去約會?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這還真是蝎子拉屎,獨一份兒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ……
                
            
            

            
                    
                而黑街也因愈發臨近的黑標大會變得熱鬧起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不時有星艦停靠,街道上也開始張燈結彩,人流量也比平日里多了數倍!
                
            
            

            
                    
                甚至諾亞莊園的生意都比平常好了不少!
                
            
            

            
                    
                群星網絡上黑街熱榜,前段時間江南一擊把三萬滄瀾大軍干吐血的熱度早已過去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                換成了天啟族頭鐵,10萬滄瀾部隊硬剛諾亞莊園,全部成了有機肥,黑馬江南依舊活躍!
                
            
            

            
                    
                免費給諾亞莊園打了波廣告不說,還壯大了其名氣,天啟族的面子被按在地上摩擦!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不過此事很快就被即將舉行的黑標大會壓了下去,群星網絡上一片熱烈!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “盼星星盼月亮,可算是給盼來了,據說這次黑標大會,可是有禁忌武器這等硬貨!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “若是能搞到幾件,我族清掃障礙得方便多少?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “昨天我可是看到黑街運輸艦隊了,重兵把守啊?不知道會有什么稀罕貨,期待~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “話說這么光明正大的售賣禁忌武器,圣律會不管的么?這可是管制類武器啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “切~人家都不擔心,你擔心個der?黑街什么來頭?背后是誰你心里沒數?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                討論異常熱烈,而此刻黑街中心月光神殿外,更是擠滿了黑壓壓的人!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?? .???)“誰來黑街是踏馬參加黑標大會的啊?多俗?老子是來一睹月貍大人芳容的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??o﹃o)“呲溜~一笑傾人城,再笑傾人國,我說月貍大人是萬象星第一美人,大家沒意見的吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???????口???)“月貍月貍我愛你,想要住進你心里!啊啊啊~就讓我看一眼吧,看一眼我能用一年!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??? )“欸~今天怕是等不到了,還是去絕魅花街痛快痛快好了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑標大會的確吸引人,但更有不少人是奔著月貍的名號來的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                她的魅力哪怕是讓人看上一眼,就足矣沉淪其中,無法自拔!
                
            
            

            
                    
                更是有花月絕色的美稱!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這些堵在月光神殿前的,都是為了一睹月貍真容的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                本以為等不到了,結果傍晚時分,月貍的隊伍竟然出殿了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一群魅族排成長隊,本就已經足夠賞心悅目了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而隊伍中心則是有一輛百花傘車!
                
            
            

            
                    
                被四只強壯的蟲族抬著,而阿強則是在前方開路!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見月貍把扎成兩只短馬尾放了下來,在額角編成了小辮子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一身的明月羽織衣,穿著清涼,手持煙斗倚坐在百花傘車上,神情悠然!
                
            
            

            
                    
                隊伍剛一出神殿,人群中便傳來陣陣歡呼,瘋狂上涌!
                
            
            

            
                    
                月貍嘟嘴:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?っ?`~′?c)?“都讓開點!別擋路!快來不及了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                打扮著實花費了不少時間!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而月貍一開口,情緒波動之下,魅惑之意大放!
                
            
            

            
                    
                尖叫聲更加熱烈,女孩子們抱胸扭成了面條,男同胞們紛紛彎腰敬禮,一臉滿足!
                
            
            

            
                    
                妹白等啊,真的見到了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只不過這么晚了,月貍大人這是要去哪兒?
                
            
            

            
                    
                隊伍無論走到哪兒,都跟著一大堆的人!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而此刻的月貍卻顯得有些小緊張!
                
            
            

            
                    
                雖說搞不懂自己為什么會對那黑鬼動心,但約都約出來了,總不能放人家鴿子的吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨著隊伍前行,眾人愈發的愕然起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這不是去諾亞莊園的方向么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                什么情況?去個諾亞莊園要這么大排面的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                隊伍停在了諾亞莊園的門口,就聽月貍喊道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?っ???????c)?“不…不是約好了要去集市的么?我來了!你…你倒是出來啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此話一出,人群頓時炸了鍋!
                
            
            

            
                    
                哈?約會?月貍大人跟別人約會?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這踏馬怎么可能?誰有這福氣?
                
            
            

            
                    
                聽到月貍聲音的江南立馬帶人下了樓,剛出來看到這陣仗也是懵了一下!
                
            
            

            
                    
                !!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ臥槽?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這真是去約會逛集,而不是集結大軍來干我的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??? ? ??)?“呦~月貍?來的這么早?換發型了?現在的你比早上的你更美!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                月貍:━Σ(? ?????????c)??━?
                
            
            

            
                    
                不…不是錯覺,這個南人果然是可以讓我心動的那一個啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                此話一出,隨之而來的人群蚌埠住了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???皿??)?“誰!踏馬的是誰?敢直呼月貍大人的名字?言語如此輕浮?女神豈是你能褻瀆的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ(°Д°;“嘶~這黑鬼?月貍大人?你眼睛是瞎了么?他長成這個樣子,哪能…呲溜,好帥啊靠!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                ∑(°口°?)“這…這不是那個十億重刑犯,江南么?干癟癟十幾萬天啟族的那個猛人?他啥時候跟月貍大人勾搭到一起去了啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這黑鬼就是月貍大人的約會對象?
                
            
            

            
                    
                問題是,哪怕黑成了這個鬼樣子,都快找不著了,身上綻放出的無形魅力卻依舊讓人沉淪!
                
            
            

            
                    
                月貍俏臉一紅:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?っ? .??c)?“亂…亂說,這么多人呢,討厭!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即拍了拍白花傘車上的座位:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?っ????c)?“來!上來坐,一起去集市?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                眾人的心都碎了,非但跟這江黑鬼約會,還要跟他一起坐車車?
                
            
            

            
                    
                何德何能啊他!
                
            
            

            
                    
                哪怕江黑鬼依舊魅力無限,怨氣值還是在瘋狂刷新!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南眼睛晶亮,這也能賺怨氣值?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這么棒的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是踏步就要出止殺線,可步子卻隨之一頓!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一臉歉然:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(??????)“抱歉,我好像不能去了,某些人盯著我呢,一出這止殺線就要弄死我!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間朝著跟來的溫格望去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                月貍瞇眼:?(?っˉ?~ˉ?c)?“江南是我的客人,在這黑街就是我罩著的,你敢動他一下試試?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(? ̄? ??  ̄??)“動我下試試?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                溫格額頭暴汗:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬益¬????)“我…我哪兒敢吶!您出!您隨便出去溜達!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “用不用我把通緝名錄上的懸賞取消?這樣…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南瞪眼:(?°?д°?)“取消?取消什么取消?老子好不容易才漲到10億身價的!你知道我付出了多少辛苦么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “不許取消!給我掛著!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                溫格:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                咋的?取消你還不愿意了?我怎么感覺你丫的還覺得挺驕傲呢?
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自溫格的怨氣值+1007!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                “不取消就不取消!您說了算!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                溫格氣的發抖,看著江南踏出止殺線的身影,眸光閃爍!
                
            
            

            
                    
                哼!有你好看的,老子不光要香珠,更要初芽!
                
            
            

            
                    
                別以為就吃定老子了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只要江南出了止殺線,自己的機會就更大了,是好事來的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只是江南的能力麻煩的很,貿然動手很可能弄巧成拙,當徐徐圖之才是!
                
            
            

            
                    
                溫水煮青蛙,一抓抓一家!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一個瞬移就上了百花傘車,坐在了月貍旁邊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還不等月貍開口說話,就連江南伸手招呼道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)?“來!奧莉維婭!你也上來坐好了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭張大了嘴巴指著自己的鼻子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(°口°?)“哈?我…我也要上去坐的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                你倆約會,我上去坐這叫個什么事兒啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南沒說話,只是淡淡的看了奧莉維婭一眼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見她一個激靈,回頭看了看溫格,連忙爬上了花車,坐在了江南旁邊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?)`﹏′(ヾ) ??“抱歉!打擾了哈~你倆接著聊好了,就當我不存在!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                顯然,江南叫自己上車坐他身邊,是怕溫格下黑手!
                
            
            

            
                    
                月貍嘟嘴:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?っ`~′c)?“江南!你這是哪樣?跟我出去逛街,把她叫上來算是什么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你跟她去逛還是跟我去逛?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南笑道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?ˉ? .? ˉ?)“我跟她只是朋友,你不要多想!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “雖然我挨著她坐,跟她睡一間房,但是我的心還是在你這邊的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間表情深沉,漆黑的眸子仿佛蘊含著星辰大海!
                
            
            

            
                    
                月貍不住的點頭,心跳又是一陣加速!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?っ?v?c)?“嘻~那就好!既然是你的朋友那就一起好了,出發!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                眾人:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                喂喂喂!月貍大人你清醒一點啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這踏馬妥妥的教科書級的渣南話術啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                月貍大人的魂兒都被迷丟的了么?