趣書網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1928章 毒嘴江南!在線教學

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                什么鬼啊靠,所有人都沒看到發生了什么!
                
            
            

            
                    
                三萬滄瀾部隊集體吐血,當場給跪?甚至還包括那行星毀滅者的溫格?
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛剛那一瞬究竟發生了什么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                一旁的莎耶直接炸了毛,看著這一幕滿眼的忌憚!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南他到底放的啥招啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                竟然打出了這么高的傷害?這換做是自己全力出手也不一定能做的到吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且天啟族擁有神明的耳語,是可以預知到未來數秒發生的事情的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連這都避不開?
                
            
            

            
                    
                幼露露一臉驚恐的看著吐血的溫格,滿臉的不可置信:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ????口???)“不…這不可能!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                僅僅一擊,把天啟族三萬大軍直接干吐血!
                
            
            

            
                    
                防都防不住,愣是沒人弄清楚江南是怎么做到的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                那自己這一萬的維序部隊,還不夠給江南塞牙縫子的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見此刻所有的滄瀾部隊都跪伏在地,大口吐血!
                
            
            

            
                    
                _(???」∠)“噗哇~這也太踏馬毒了哇,他怎么能這么說咱們吶!這世界上竟然有如此惡毒的語言吶!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一天啟族瘋狂捶地,淚珠潑灑:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#??益??)“活著還有什么意思,我就不該來到這個世界上的啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                另一兄弟躺平在地,任憑淚水胡亂的流淌:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (;′??︿??`)“人生自古誰無死,早死晚死都是死,我死了算球哇!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “誰又能告訴我,人生的意義,生命的真諦,嗚~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????|||)“噗哇~這是毒!猛毒,快快快!誰有解毒技,老子撐不下去了啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的滄瀾部隊集體中毒,站起來都費勁了,躺在地上哭爹喊娘,一副不想活了的頹廢樣子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                至于溫格,中毒是最深的那個!
                
            
            

            
                    
                跪在地上直抽抽,翻白眼吐白沫子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????|||)“踏馬的!江南你個魔鬼,我就不該開神明的耳語的,言語竟惡毒至此哇!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “噗哇~這究竟是什么猛毒,就連原子都能腐蝕,根本無法剔除?趕緊給老子解毒!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                幼露露急道:(???﹏??)?“倫琴!你快點上!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                倫琴也被這一幕給嚇蒙了,連忙高舉法杖!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(ˊ益ˋ*)?“絕對凈化!無暇凈體!純白圣泉!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一道道恢復技砸下,瘋狂解毒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                但對溫格他們根本無用,該吐血還是吐血,一個個被毒的哀嚎不已,跟喝了2斤農藥似的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                倫琴面色慘白:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??? д ??)“不可能!絕對不可能,這世間竟還有我隱靈族解不了的毒?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南聳肩:?( ????? ?)?“很稀奇么?不然老子這為什么叫絕招?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間又掏出一碗心靈雞湯喝掉,身上重新冒出圣光!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一旁的囚鳥徹底懵了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??(° △ °|||)??…
                
            
            

            
                    
                什么鬼!一招干廢三萬大軍?
                
            
            

            
                    
                你特喵有這本事,住個屁諾亞莊園啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                他剛剛到底出的什么招?
                
            
            

            
                    
                而一旁的奧莉維婭已經樂瘋了,捂著肚子躺在地上直打滾兒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??o·(? ??ж?? )?o·?
                
            
            

            
                    
                南神也太筍了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                幸虧自己剛剛關了神明的耳語,不然自己也會中毒的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                心靈雞湯的副作用就是毒雞湯,可以通過給對方灌輸毒雞湯的方式,把自身的毒素轉移給對方!
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛剛江南說自己要放絕招,拼了命的勾引溫格他們用神明的耳語,預測未來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                顯然是直接把江南準備要說的毒雞湯給預測出來了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                當場提前破防,把毒素給轉移過去了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這也就導致了江南一句話都沒說,對面三萬天啟戰士全部中毒倒地!
                
            
            

            
                    
                簡直筍到家了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南之所以連喝兩碗雞湯,就是等著這個呢吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只可惜,奧莉維婭至今仍舊不知道江南準備要說的那句毒雞湯到底是什么!
                
            
            

            
                    
                威力足矣大到破掉三萬人的防么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,無論是諾亞莊園的住客,還是來看熱鬧的人們,全都一臉震撼的看著江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                議論聲驟起!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (*???)“臥槽!剛剛到底發生了什么?啥絕招啊?什么都沒做,就廢掉了三萬滄瀾部隊?就連溫格都扛不住?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                ∑(°口°?)“真的只需要一招啊?太恐怖了?因果律武器?江南甚至還未達破星,怎么會這么強?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (′-﹏-` ?)“廢話!不強的話,同時惹上三方,他能活到現在?名場面啊?南神牛批啊他?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這簡直兇爆了啊靠!這波過去,黑街無人不知江南之名啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,所有人看江南的眼神都變了,要是他朝著自己來這么一下,自己能扛得住么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                溫格都跪了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南淡淡道:(? ˉ?ˉ?)“我說過!對付你們,一招就夠了!只是我不愿殺生罷了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “還不快快滾蛋?別打擾我吃串!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                溫格雙眼暴瞪,面色青黑:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?????#)“你…噗哇~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                又是一口老血噴出三米遠,人都打晃了!
                
            
            

            
                    
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                一旁的夜淵則是急了,江南這個杯是讓他給裝圓溜了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                他剛剛到底準備要說什么的啊?你們瞎預測個屁?
                
            
            

            
                    
                導致老子都沒學到!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不禁連忙湊到江南跟前:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)“哎~透個底,你剛剛準備說啥來的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一臉神秘:(?ˇ?ˇ?)“嘿嘿~秘密!說第二次就不管用了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵急道:“咱倆什么關系?趕緊跟我…噗哇~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話還沒說完,只見夜淵一口老血也噴出來了,當場倒地直抽抽!
                
            
            

            
                    
                身上的圣光也變成了黑色,猛毒上頭,眼瞅著就要被毒嗝屁了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?? ?? ?? ?????)…
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南輕咳:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ?° ? ?°)“內個啥~戰場就交給你了,別辜負我對你的諄諄教導!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “請開始你的表演!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                要知道夜淵也是喝了兩碗毒雞湯的,此刻副作用也爆發了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵當時就急了,二話不說竟然身化黑霧,當即沖出了止殺線!
                
            
            

            
                    
                干進滄瀾大軍里,一個深淵凝視便定住一只天啟族大吼道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?益°?)?“我問你!失敗乃成功之母,那成功之父是什么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                那天啟族一臉的生無可戀:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??︿??|||)“愛誰誰,跟我有什么關系?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?◣д◢)?“說!快踏馬給我說!我沒時間了!快問我成功之父是誰!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                那兄弟歪頭:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#ˇ︿ˇ)“我并不是很感興趣!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵:(●??3??)“噗哇~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一口黑血就噴在了那兄弟臉上,氣的夜淵換了一個人,薅住他的脖頸子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (●?益?)?“說!成功之父是誰!說對了你管我叫爹的!你快說啊你!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                天啟族:(#¬_¬)“說對了我管你叫爹?那我為什么還要說?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                氣的他伸手瘋狂扇那天啟族嘴巴子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(▼皿▼#) “你踏馬給我說!說不說?說不說?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “成功之父是誰!再不說信不信我死給你看吶?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                天啟族戰士:(#)? ? ?(#)“那你死好了,我看著?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵仰頭,黑血仰天吐出三米來遠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                臥槽哇!怎么一個也不管用?
                
            
            

            
                    
                溫格也怒了,踉蹌著身子朝著夜淵殺去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (||?益?)?“呔~放開我族戰士,信不信我要你命?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵急了,再不破別人的防,我就要被毒死了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???皿??)?“來吧!一戰吶!我有一絕招,你絕對預測不到!不信你就試試!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而剛吃了虧的溫格怎么可能還預測?萬一又中招了該怎么辦?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??ˇ益ˇ?)“我信!我才不試,你當我傻么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵整個人都蚌埠住了,又是一口老血吐出!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這踏馬怎么都不按照劇本來啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是滿懷希冀的目光看向奧莉維婭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭嘆了口氣,實在是于心不忍!
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是朝著夜淵開了神明的耳語!
                
            
            

            
                    
                下一刻:(?_? )…
                
            
            

            
                    
                “不是吧?就這?聽姐一句勸,你還是認拉吧!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                啊啊啊,老子怎么一個人防都破不了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                白踏馬學了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                不行!不能再拉了,我腚由我不由天吶!
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是一個影藏來到了江南跟前,一副快嗝屁的樣子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?′口`? )“南哥!南神!救命!我拉夠了!不想再拉了,你教我,再教我一點吶!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南額頭暴汗,不得不說,夜淵是真的盡力了,僅會的那點兒全特喵用上了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                那是一個都不好使啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?– _ –) “笨死你得了,有你這么笨的學生我也是操碎了心!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這種情況下,是指定不能讓夜淵拉的,畢竟他那兩碗毒雞湯的副作用,江南也沒想著浪費!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我用腦波跟你說,你跟著學!注意語氣跟表情!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵不住的點頭,就仿佛看到了大救星似的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南的聲音驟然出現在夜淵的腦海里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵猛的眼睛大亮,還得是江南吶!
                
            
            

            
                    
                他是真會啊他?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是朝著幼露露挑了挑眉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??д??)“喂!那個希爾德工會的,知道你為啥會被我南哥騙賞金不得?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                幼露露一臉警惕,防御全開,又要來了么?剛剛那絕招莫非是深淵族獨有的天賦技能?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?`﹏′?)“為…為啥啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵的猥瑣道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ??? .?.? ??‵)“呵~有句老話說的好,叫做胸大無腦!你胸懷如此寬廣,腦子不好實屬正常!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “姑涼倒是個好姑涼,就是傻了點,這腦袋瓜子都是半透明的,也裝不下什么知識!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                幼露露瞪眼,捂著胸口后退兩步,面色緋紅!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??? ? ???)“你…噗哇~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                其粉色的半透明身體里,猛的多了一股猛毒在身體里流轉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????)“不過你也別太傷心,至少你用智慧換來了寬廣的胸懷,不像這傻批熾天使!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “腦子不好也就算了,兇還挺小,還天使?天使這兩個字,你也就占了個使吧?味道倒是蠻正宗~滂臭!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “可即便是這樣的你,依舊會被喜歡,蒼蠅就蠻喜歡的!狗也挺愛吃的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南撇嘴:(¬?¬)“亂說!這味兒狗都不吃!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                莎耶:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(????)“你你你…噗哇~”
                
            
            

            
                    
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